When a middle aged mom of three gets a wicked bad headache and needs some "me time" so she can get her body/mind/soul straightened out so she can get back to Zumba-ing.
Lisa went to the ER and after a battery of tests was unfortunately diagnosis with severe case of a contraction of the mind. The doctor prescribed her 2 Tylenol and ensured she'd be getting her groove back before she knew it...
by Dr . Rob Parkway Party March 19, 2023
Get the Contraction of the mindmug. A person whose thoughts race around their mind like monkeys flying through the trees. Erratic and unpredictable...
by Ham face July 18, 2020
Get the mind monkeymug. 
1: people who think alike
2: people who are really smart
3: people who ace every test but only sometimes study
2: people who are really smart
3: people who ace every test but only sometimes study
1: esperanza and madison called themselves great minds when they both joked isaac stole his own car to avoid doing homework.
2: madison and esperanza both killed that test. great minds, you know??
2: madison and esperanza both killed that test. great minds, you know??
by evermorefanclub January 29, 2021
Get the great mindsmug. A phrase used when someone offers you useless or moronic advice, which will be immediately disregarded but you do not want to offend them, sparing their weak minds.
Them: Hey maybe you should join the Army. You know that its a great way to see the world. You will become more of an individual and nowadays they can place you in jobs that won't involve you having your limbs blown off or your face looking like Freddy Krueger's.
You: Ya, sure. I'm gonna keep that in mind.
You: Ya, sure. I'm gonna keep that in mind.
by Ragingdrunk January 10, 2010
Get the Keep that in mindmug. A maddening act of bizarre behavior which inevitably forces one to question their own sanity due to the shocking disbelief that overwhelms the mind with a shattering and intensive blow while holding its victim in a complete state of alluring awe.
Bryan mind raped John with many degrading words.
When John found himself in a strange opportunity that belittled him, Bryan mind raped him during the seductive act using his powerful words.
John knew it was wrong, yet he helplessly liked it.
John did as Bryan directed him and found himself doing what he recently opposed.
John thought to himself, "Wow Bryan totally mind raped me."
When John found himself in a strange opportunity that belittled him, Bryan mind raped him during the seductive act using his powerful words.
John knew it was wrong, yet he helplessly liked it.
John did as Bryan directed him and found himself doing what he recently opposed.
John thought to himself, "Wow Bryan totally mind raped me."
by SeaWhale March 9, 2014
Get the Mind Rapemug. Convincing yourself that by over analyzing a situation you can gain control over it when, in reality, it is impossible to control.
by chelseachelsea April 2, 2007
Get the mind fuckingmug.