Lan luck

The complete opposite of chuck luck. Lan luck is comparative to slipping on ice and landing on your ass, only instead of falling on the ground, you end up falling on a 12 inch dildo coated in rockguard that bottoms out in your lungs. Many people who suffer from lan luck end up contemplating suicide or suffer from depression and a resentment for people who live their lives normally. Often times you will see these individuals praying beforehand to just have something work for once. This usually involves menial tasks such as loading up a video game, trying to get marginally lucky for lootbox rewards or just going from point A to point B whilst travelling. Many of the afflicted are named Landon, Lan or have some sort of variation of the previously listed names. The cause is unknown but is the main driving point that people associated with chuck luck are to blame as they are viewed as siphoning all luck away from them. Those who have the names "chuck" are deeply resented in these situations.

Lan: "Please God. Please God. Please God! Just start the damn game. I'm sick of this."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."

by Chucky boyyyooo February 15, 2019

Pest of Luck

a critter that dwells in your pubes, giving you luck with the ladies.

Yo, he's got the pest of luck; he's been boning all the cheerleaders.

by N1K0 March 18, 2008

Belated luck

Wishing luck when forgotten to say

Damn happy belated luck I forgot to tell you

by Durkie October 28, 2020

Fuck Luck Charm

A masterclass wingman. Every player's four-leaf clover.

Andy: Actually, on night's out I get quite far with Martin around.
Martin: Yeah, we *do good*
Andy: Exactly, you're my fuck luck charm. :D

by meansunlare April 23, 2013

Neku Luck

Neku Luck is a term associated with people that have really bad luck when it comes to pretty much everything.

Dude 1:"Oh damn, have you seen that guy? He has Neku Luck!"
Dude 2:"Ouch, i kinda feel bad for him"

by Bruuuuuuuhhhhhh November 18, 2017

Fet’s Luck

It’s what prostitute bots and just plain scammers use on Threads all the time.

I saw a user with “Fet’s Luck” in their posts- a REAL woman would never say that on Threads.

by JeffyFanatic5000 July 7, 2025

Chevy Luck

When your luck is as bad as mine.

Guy: Dude did you ask that girl out?
Guy 2: Yeah, she said no then slapped me while screaming "Sexual Assualt!!"
Guy: Ouch that's a bad case of Chevy Luck, you got there.
Guy 2: You're telling me...

by Chevy The Unlucky June 9, 2014