Local hero

Someone who will never be famous but who does heroic deeds in the course of day to day events.

She was a local hero because of the way she organised the community progress association.

by quambi May 11, 2016

lavalier

To put your letters on a girl. While this normally involves the impermanent, like a necklace, and symbolizes pre-pre-marriage, (see dating), the lavalier is a time honored tradition with application outside of jewelry, (see brand, branding, greeked, greeking).
Similar to branding, the apprentice, (beginner, novice), to lavaliering uses any digit, (fingers or toes), immediately available to recent ejaculate and draws one's letters on the lavaliese, (girl to be lavaliered or girl receiving lavaliering). Practice enhances speed and potential for success: success elevates practitioners.
Journeyman: The lavalier uses his lesser mind, (dick), instead of digits to draw his letters on lavaliese(s). Success, (difficult, especially on a girl prepared for tomfoolery), prepares one for artisan level lavaliering.
The artisan uses no hands, only epic, full body engagement of drawing upon the lavaliese: fantastically difficult, this is the last step before mastery.
Mastery: the lavaliese, knowledgeable of intent and willing, (who must be sober for lavalier to be considered a master), takes your love truncheon and draws your letters herself...on herself...on behalf of the now master lavalier.
The master lavalier can lavalier any girl at any of the 4 levels of lavaliering, and is likely to have a chair position in any brotherhood.

(Highly recommended one does not use these words if one aims to be a master. Simplicty withholds mastery from the undeserving.)

Lavalier: "Oh baby I love you so much and if you love me you'll take my schtick and greek yoself."

Lavaliese: "Oh baby I love you so much let me get that fo you."

- Lavaliese takes recently spent friction generator and applies the liquid energy to her body in form of lavalier's intensely meaningful greek letters: a win for every brother.

(Jewelry is of a moment; the lavalier lasts forever. (The act itself, not every lavalier (read energy giver) lasts as long as every other))

by Elric21 July 30, 2012

Lavalanche

The act of taking a shit, and drilling a cavity into the shit with your penis. Then, you cum in the cavity, and you, or your partner consume it in one bite.

I heard Andres had a lavalanche last night.

Nick got sick from too much lavalanche.

by Varv September 30, 2012

local

Typically girls who think that listening to Billie Eilish makes them unique. Seen in huddles, complementing each other on their Hydro Flask stickers. Also carry Kankens. Say shit like "sis, tea, stan, skinny, etc." Call themselves fat after not dieting for just one day. They joke about being depressed and suicidal because they think it makes them quirky and random. Oh, they also think that quoting vines instantly makes them funny.

local: omg i watched like... 5 vine compilations and ate pizza!!!!!11!!!!1111!!!!!

by imsoquirkyandrandom March 3, 2019

local

imperial fassys that think they are bad n roll like chavs giving shines at all times.

Oi man. Aks and Shiv and Vips and Pranav are all locals man.

by local October 29, 2004

local

an ignorant little brat who acts like they know shit about bille eilish but clearly dont know a single thing.
they "like" her for clout, popularity, followers on instagram and sometimes for free food.

the nerve of the lil bitches stg

random person: i love billie eilish! her toothpaste works better than your neighbours doorbell!

stan: i smell a local coming my way. time to leave the country.

by have trust in my knowledge November 13, 2019

local

Being of the local race. One who sleeps with his/her own mother or relative. One who lives in Localville, USA. One who is not of the upper class because they meet any of the following qualifications:

1.) Uses duct tape like candy
2.) Fails or gets a semester letter grade lower than a C in Earth & Space Science
3.) One who ridicules those more intelligent than him/herself.
4.) Sleeps with more than one person at a time
5.) Owns a "business" in any Britt World Wide (BWW) branch (Yes, this includes the cult of Quixtar)
6.) One who runs for office yet has their own gospal sing television show.
7.) One who is seventeen and still does not have a valid state license to operate a moving automobile.

My god, you are so local!

Oh no! The locals are gathering, run!

by Kurtis March 8, 2003