Lotions and Potions

The hair and skincare products metrosexual males use.

Anything that would normally be found in a girls bathroom cabinet, but coloured in black or silver so it appears more manly.

"I'm going to tho store to buy some steak."
"Whatever man, you're restocking on your Lotions and Potions for your skin and hair."

by Shaved_Deer March 14, 2012

lotionize

the act of putting lotion on.

I'm about to lotionize the crap out of my legs.

by courtski February 2, 2015

Lottie

you feeling kind of playful. you're probaby days away from your period. you're grinning and in a good place.

Lottie: How have you been. Whats the big fish. What are you doing/wearing right now (joookiing!!) 😗

by Krkič May 14, 2019

Corn Huskers Lotion

What my father uses when he's alone in the house.

My dad must've been using corn huskers lotion, this sock is wet and sticky.

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

Lottie

A twat who thinks she the best when actually she doesn’t know that she’s just a cocky little bitch and doesn’t think about her sister when it comes to showing off yes that’s right her sister gets hate from Lottie’s friends because of what she has told them! She always is and will be a slag and hates the thought of being called fat ! She lies and she tells people stuff just to look good she attention seeks and makes her siblings look bad. If she could Lottie would spend her whole life not only being a slag but slagging people off at the same time ! She is a selfish bitch and a slutty slag !! She just can’t help sticking her ass and tits out infount of in fit boys that she has a thing for ! Over all Lottie is a

•Slag who can’t hello herself

• selfish

• uncaring for her siblings

• and a cocky show off

What actually happened:
She fell down 2 steps

What Lottie said:

OMG I fell down 15 flights of stairs

Amy : did you see in our group photo Lottie was sticking out her tits and ass

Carla : oh yeah I noticed she’s a bit of a slag

by Rookiecookie34 January 5, 2018

lotis

Huge Pimp

Damn look at Merlin he is a huge LOTIS

by Lotis March 26, 2003

LOLfish

LOLFISH is a term representing disgust in a joke. For instance, the fish, is the unsightly, or unfunny person and when the "fish" says something about the "victim", the victim can say "LOLFISH". LOLFISH is also a sarcastic remark about a joke.

Gamer 1: Yo momma gained a few pounds. Just, like, nbd, about a million! Woo! I just Bomb Turkey'd on you

Gamer 2: LOLfish.

by U2forever July 30, 2011