Sloppy Lobster

Eating out a girl with melted butter wearing a bib with a smiling lobster on it.

Dude good thing I bought a new bib yesterday because I gave my girl a sloppy lobster last night and it was messy!!

by funtimes358 October 3, 2010

Red Lobster Effect

A commercial in with the food looks delicious, until you realize the restaurant the commercial is for always serves substandard food.

"That sure looks good!"

"Yeah why don't we go there?"

"Aww, it's at Denny's."

"Darn! Sucked in by the Red Lobster Effect again.

by TZer0 June 23, 2013

Looks Good

A joke on Conan about the new Captain America movie, that's been going on forever

Conan: Welcome back from the commercial break and "Looks Good"

by Pinball_Wizard July 27, 2011

lobster

A derogotory term used by American colonists reffering to British soldiers during the American revolution because of their bright red uniforms.

I shot me a couple of the king's lobsters.

by Paco Renalski October 3, 2005

loobie

The combination of the words "lube" and "boobie" AKA - Lubed up boobies. Perfect for boob sex.

He dropped some KY on her chest so he used her loobies for sex.

by HOLMOS November 23, 2010

levi lobster

Levi Lobster, Penis

I had a great date lined up & asked her if she would like to go out to eat or stay at home for some seafood? After agreeing to stay at my place she asked, "Where's the seafood?" I proceeded to un-zip my fly & let her feast on my Levi Lobster.

by Dill boy May 22, 2006

Lobsters

When ones testicles itch tremendously for reasons other than having sex with a nasty person. For example: a mans testicles being irritatingly itchy after not showering following a workout session.

Broseph: Damn, I didn't shower after work and now my balls itch horribly.
Broski: You probably got that there lobsters.
Broseph: Most definitely

by xeSPox October 25, 2009