Shlong logger

A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.

“Does K really like him?”
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“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”

by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

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by anonymous December 3, 2021

Corner Lodger

Only Russ knows

I had to use the corner lodger to hold up the board

by Kellyyyooo December 27, 2021

Solitary Loner

Someone who avoids society; prefers not to associate with others.

You’re such a solitary loner, you don’t associate with anyone ever.

by Mya W. March 30, 2022

elizabeth longardner

Elizabeth is a kind,Talented, sweet, smart, hardworking,beautiful girl that is very athletic. She often gets down on herself and gets emotional. Shes a great friend and any guy will be luck to have her. She is also amazing at sports and can't cook if her life depended on it. Lol

Did you know Elizabeth Longardner got 20 points at the basketball game last night?

I know! She dropped so many threes.....

by KobeBryant240 November 24, 2022

Matthew-Lingering-Effect

When one remembers a romantic encounter where they were told something nice. One will continue thinking about this encounter whenever given the opportunity. AKA it lingers in one’s heart.

This term was coined by the official rizz god, Matthew A. M.

“OMG, Brittney, I can’t stop thinking about him!”
“Yup, that’s the Matthew-Lingering-Effect for you…”

by willywonkasmom December 20, 2022

Leroy Lonergan

Leroy is typically known as the friendly neighborhood EMO, Leroy has a wolfcut.

"Hey Leroy Lonergan"
leroy - " shut up nigger"

by FortniteNigrBalls February 12, 2023