Lesbean

Ryan

Look, it's Lesbean!

by lils_bored August 28, 2025

fatboy lenses

When you look back on an old crush, and realize that they were never attractive at all... you were just looking at them through sad, desperate "fatboy lenses".

It's like having beer goggles while being sober.

"Oh man, I ran into Jess the other day. She's so queer looking. I must have been looking at her through my fatboy lenses back at school"

by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010

Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)

A condition where the protagonist defies all logic and makes an outrageous out of this world comment that leaves the audience dumbfounded

Ambreen's at it again with her Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)

by PicanteMexico June 4, 2010

niece lease

The note you leave your sister after kidnapping her newborn baby girl.

"Thankfully Sarah left a niece lease for Bree before she disappeared with her baby"

by rambolovesbabynieces September 15, 2013

sneaky leese

To slip cock and both balls up a male partners anus

Andy have quentin a sneaky Leese last night on the night club bog

by Evie one June 14, 2014

cocktact lense

Drizzling your man gravy into someone's eye.

She wouldn't stop staring at me, so I helped put in her cocktact lense.

by RustyPWhole April 27, 2017

Curt lesher

A person who is an asshat

Don't be a curt lesher

by Asmdkd May 30, 2018