morgan landers

the perfect girl! shes tall and an athlete and beautiful and the most amazing girl you could ever meet:)

is that morgan landers? yeah man. damn shes gorgeous!!!

by hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahaha August 6, 2011

No Hander Lander

after taking a shower (normally sports players) flipping your dick up to your belly button multiple times then cathing it in-between your legs

Dude after our sweet win i took a shower and did a no hander lander in one shot

by osama bin diesel May 11, 2011

ft lauderdale

a very dirty, and grimey place in central florida, known for high crime rates and large amounts of marijuana. Also known as the "hood"

a boi u cant run thru "deepside" wit out yo fire dawg.. u in da "954" A.K.A. choppa-vally.

ft lauderdale iz were da killaz and drug dealaz be at.

by jay bo 954 September 17, 2006

Laddergoat

A goat, which hilariously climbs up a ladder.
Also referred to Undercola's nickname.

''Hey Dan!'' - ''Shut up, you Laddergoat!''

by IPsych0Pk December 7, 2009

Flat lander

(In Off-roading) One who thinks they are the greatest off-road driver in the world by driving in wide open muddy cornfields and other flat mud holes. Used as an insult by jeep owners who prefer narrow mountainous trails containing rock obstacles to mud, or directed towards hummer owners.

Also known as mall crawlers.

I wish these damn flat landers would shut up, they don't know what they are talking about.

by das ungeheuer January 23, 2009

Jacob's Ladder

When a turn doesn't detach long enough for it to reach all the way from your butt to the water in the toilet.

I took a huge shit yesterday and a turd just went on and on and on and it became a Jacob's Ladder

by Eshel56765 November 12, 2016

lander

The act of cumming without intention or

If I ever met Becky in real life I'd lander all over myself.

by Oskfred January 3, 2017