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bidens last words

"Uhh--arghh(gargle)oh" as he completely outsretches his arm for one of his young aides asses one last time as they barely dodge the physical contact but turn around to see the look of horror on his weasely face.
So it turns out all of the dementia patients sound of with bidens last words whenever one of them kicks the bucket.
by Ranchgirls January 10, 2023
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Down to my last

When you are particularly short on something. IE: money, food, gas, motivation, etc.
"God, I need some help please. I am down to my last."
"I wish I could spare some change, sir, but I am down to my last."
by GodAndCountry1776 October 4, 2018
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Last go trade

You offer to tell a friend a compliment you've heard made about her/him. But first, the friend must tell a compliment made about you. Can also be used for telling secrets.
You: Emily, I have a last go trade for a compliment.

Emily: OK, I have one for you. I heard that you were seen at the mall last week with an awesome hairstyle.

You: Oh thank you! Mark was at Hank's last week and told the bartender that you are the best looking woman to be seen there.
by redshead December 31, 2010
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last year syndrome

When asked the date, providing the previous year instead of the current year. Most common in January.
I just wrote January 2nd 2015 instead of 2016. Damn you last year syndrome!
by ManMan36 April 19, 2016
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last day on earth

Me:hey jim its the last day on earth!
Jim:OMG WHAT DO WE DO
Me:dude relax it will all be over soon
Jim:NO IM OUTAA HERE
(jim leaves)
Me:hes gone i can f**k his wife
by Lord of cats June 2, 2018
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Last page of definitions

Refers to that last page of entries that receive lots of dislikes and will appear on the last page of a popular word here on Urban Dictionary. Usually this last page of definitions will be one of these:

a) An honest testimonial on the page of a name, e.g. Blake is mean and a bully
b) A non-PC entry done after, say, 2017
c) Anything supportive of the Second Amendment or Donald Trump

Also, finally, just really retarded definitions and gay inside jokes we didn't ask for.

The four of these things all come together to make the final page of definitions.
Nick: Oh shit, what's that? Looks horrible!
Will: Dear God, we've stumbled onto the last page of definitions.
by thecrazycatten May 14, 2020
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Last Meal Request

A man's last meal request on death row is pussy.
LAST MEAL REQUEST

Prison Guard: Hey, what do you want for your last meal before you die?
Prisoner: Hmm? Pussy
Prisoner Guard: Got it
*Government abducts sexiest bitch with a fat ass*
Prisoner Guard: Here's your meal you requested.

*Prisoner Guard hands over bitch with fat ass*
Prisoner: Thanks, man.

*Prisoner slurps the shit out of the bitch's pussy as she screams like never before*
by JohnnnDoeee August 3, 2019
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