lusers

People who haven't a clue and use computers.

99.99% of all Windows users are lusers, why would they otherwise put up with such a substandard system if they didn't know better?

by Mark July 31, 2003

Losers iNC

www.losersinc.com official tag, very popular in Indiana to be a "Loser" or "L.inc" (Link)

Yo Losers Inc Linc what goin down on the ol' site fool

by Justin Beagle March 21, 2003

Lasering

A very hand-off approach to owning a business. You never lift, touch, look at or even be in the same room with any equipment involved with the business, but you are the owner. When you're not even 100% sure how to do simple tasks regarding operations of the business....but hey.... you own it.

Customer: Hi, I would like to rent a bounce house from you company.
Laserer: Bounce house?? OOHHH, right, yeah we have those.
Customer: Ok, how long would it take to set the bouncy house up?
Laserer: Ummmm, I'm not sure. I never set one up myself but I will ask one of my empployees.
Customer: Why are you Lasering your company?

by Ken Styles August 11, 2013

Die Hard Losers Official Groupie

A female who worships the band DHL and wears the official shirt at every show they go to.

Emmalene Pruden is the original official groupie

by Emmalene March 20, 2005

-laser-

The uber state of ownage you don't get higher than this.

DAMN!That guys so -laser-!

by Domzors July 19, 2009

S'laters

good bye and see you later

was cool chillaxin with you mate, but i have to go now so s'laters.

by ashbizzal December 6, 2006

fookin laser sights

In video games, when a player is using a weapon with laser sights as an attachment and you get shot by that weapon, it isn't uncommon to use the phrase. It is used when you are partially blinded on the screen by the sight, or all you can see is the sight from behind cover.

You can also replace the word fookin with either shitty, op, cancerous..

Player 01: "I just got killed by the douche with fookin laser sights!"

Player 02: "You must be pretty shit then.."

by VapeLordSmoke November 4, 2017