Landon School

So basically, Landon is a 4-12 school that plays in the IAC for athletics. They try to compete with superior schools like Georgetown Prep and Gonzaga but fail miserably. Landon is known as a homosexual school, for rich people. Landon kids think they are from the hood when in reality their parents go to 3 country clubs, own 6 cars and live in a 20 million dollar mansion. Landon kids are also known for beating and abusing women, they also think it is okay to do that. Overall, if you go to landon your future is going to be in prison or working as a low level accountant that makes less than minimum wage.

Female: SOME Landon School GUY RAPED ME!!
Landon Kid: You’ll be fine don’t worry

by Duvraj Alahamine June 4, 2020

Landon

A guy that is generally fucking sexy and he is always getting a good succ by a girl named lillian

1. is that a landon?
2. Yes, see lillian down there giving a good succ?

by CockSucker2017 May 28, 2017

landon-typical boy

yea they are hot as shit, but they are assholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small dicks. they convince themselves that they have big cocks which is why at sleep overs they compare their dick sizes...hhmmmm

Landon Guy: My penis is fucking huge...let me just whip it out
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!

by we know your little secrets boys January 3, 2005

Larson

A male with excessively small child like hands and feet, and holds a false level of supervision/authority over others.

Steve is such a Larson he has his tiny hands full at work, no one recognizes his authority, and anyone could fill his tiny shoes.

by Tommy Ratdick December 6, 2017

lansing

Capitol of Michigan, a small town in New York, and a town in Illinois near Chicago that I live next to. Search it on Google if you dont believe me!!

lambofdog36: a/s/l?
ballzofsteell45: 22, male, Lansing
lambofdog36: Oh really? Michigan?
ballzofsteell45: no way, Illinois!
lambofdog36: Oh sry, lol

by Karl Morgan April 26, 2006

Lawson

When somebody eats too much toast they can't see their penis anymore.

Omg I have became such a lawson, I can't have sex with my beatiful husband Indian mike anymore.

by Cmoorcroft04 October 26, 2020

Heather Iona Lawson

My Best Friend.

Hey did you just see Heather Iona Lawson? she is pretty, funny and smart. She is "irreplaceable" to me. I value her more than pringles..and life itself! I just wanted to let her know.

by SPHRDLY November 18, 2011