lay log

the act of taking a voracious turd very softly as if tucking in a sleeping baby to keep the water from splashing the individuals butthole

dont lay log on me, my toilet clogs easy so lay log bro, she was sleeping and i didnt wanna ruin the prank so i layed log dog

by astound legend January 20, 2022

Satans log

When you take a shit at least two times the diameter of your butthole

Me taking a shit

OOWWWW IT FEELS LIKE I SHAT OUT SATANS LOG

by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021

Rotting Log

A phenomenon where there is a crossover containing Pokey Minch from Earthbound as well as a character from another media that should never (under any circumstances) interact with him.

The term originates from the original Rotting Log, which involved the character P03 from Inscryption.

"We should totally rotting log with William Afton from Five Nights At Freddy's."

by soyhuman September 3, 2023

Log Jam

A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.

Dang, this hoe Laura had me clearing a log jam out her ass all night, no I got the Diabetes!

by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022

Lincoln Logging

The act of sitting on a woman's twat and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her vagina until she orgasms.

Timmy: I just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night

Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!

by theallknowingnostradamus March 12, 2011

log

A turd that block the bog

jeez you logged the bog!

by filth April 23, 2003

Lincoln Logs

Skidmarks times ten! Turds in your pants as if you didn't wipe your ass or even worse make it to the toilet at all!

Mitch: "What the fuck is that smell?"
Wayne: "I don't know why are you looking at me?"
Sean: "Oh shit! You did it again Wayne! I can see the turds bulging out the back of your underwear, you have some serious fucking Lincoln Logs!"

by Snakepit Sean WNB June 4, 2007