Illegal Lego Building Techniques

When You Build Legos Wrong And The Cops Get Called On You.

I Got Arrested Last Night For Doing Illegal Lego Building Techniques By Putting A 2/4 Lego plate in between The Studs of an 2/6 Lego plate.

Oh Fuck… I Didn’t Know That Was Illegal. I’m So Screwed.

L.C.P.D. Sir Your Under Arrest For Illegal Building Techniques. Get In The Car Now!!! You Have The Right To Remain Silent!!!

by L.C.P.D October 21, 2022

shitting out lego

Only the most painful experience in human existence, the act of excreting a plastic brick. Mistakenly compared to Stepping on the Lego, this act is the next level, above and beyond.

Dude, that looks painful, but does not compare to shitting out lego.

by CzarTheBitten April 20, 2018

A river has fallen into the man in lego city

When you heard the "A man has fallen into the river in lego city" and you get so tired so you just change the words to make it less boring

John: Have you heard about the man that felt into the river in lego city?
Oliver: Yes, I heard it 1984932 times.
John: But, I bet you haven't heard about this one; A river has fallen into the man in lego city.
Oliver: No, I haven't heard that!

by your everyday teacher February 11, 2020

legolicious

a word describing anything involving legolas (aka orlando bloom) being VERY sexy (as usual then!)

hmmmmm, that picture of legolas is soooooo legolicious!!!

by Louise December 22, 2003

Lego

(Verb) to lego: to put something together

Randy: "Bro, I just got the last box of parts in today, you know? For the bike I told you about"

Marlon: "Really? Awesome! So now that you have all the parts, are you going to put that thing together yourself?"

Randy: "For sure, I'm gonna lego it tonight"

by two9seven December 18, 2010

lego piece 26047

amogus,

Wasnt an impos;.r..lego piece 26047

by sexypalindrome March 8, 2021

lebos

lebos r sexy people who u aussies would luv 2 b
dey r proud of who dey r n dont giv a fuk about wat u aussies say we lebos alwaiz got eachothas baks n r fully sik cunts. we stand 2getha n die 2getha

LEBO PRIDE tiil i die

lebos rule

lebos r sexy

by mz.leb0o January 6, 2008