kill two cats with one lawnmower

A modern variation on "kill two birds with one stone."

Since you are going to the store you may as well kill two cats with one lawnmower and return the cans.

by cadet stimpy October 10, 2003

Kill/Death Ratio Whore

A person, generally a nerd, who only plays video games for a useless series of numbers to represent your overall combat efficenty. They will usually pressure themselves when their K/D ratio goes down by 0,01. Witch is just nothing. They don't play to have fun, they don't play to win. They play to kill. That number is their obsession. Literally. Sad, I know

In Call of Duty, this ''Ratio'' is an overall distraction to exploiting the fun out of a game and only playing to make themselves feel good and brag about a measly 3-digit number. This number also expires every 365 days or so, since they'll come up with another game for the whore to play on.

Sometimes, sadly, in extreme cases, these whores will actually go into making a giant quantum physics problem madness to see when their 3-digit number will go up. By 0,01

Player 1: Hey, you mad bro? your raging all over the place and you got like 64 kills and 20 deaths!

Kill/Death Ratio Whore: GODDAMNIT!!!1 IF I KEEP THIS UP MY RATIO'LL GO DOWN AND MAH CLAN WON'T WANT FROM ME ANYMORE!!1!!

by The Dolly LLama September 11, 2011

kill yourself

Something people decide to do when they don't feel like living anymore...

suicide.

Hanging, blowing brains out, dying by your own hands, ect.

by Stephanie Soquet April 2, 2005

Kill Code

A fictional plot device that is used to eliminate a program. The real life equivalent is closing a program.

Hero: We have to use the kill code to stop the weather machine!

Tim: Can you make me a kill code for Microsoft Word?
John: Yes, its called the exit button.

by DontEatRawHagis May 28, 2010

kill mode

A tune setting on high performance cars (usually drag cars/ street cars) that uses the engine's full power capability. I.E., the fastest tune in the car, used to "kill" other cars on the street.

"This car makes about 1,400whp on its street tune, and 1,800 on full kill mode."

by Stage4AssCancer June 11, 2018

kill the beat

To have rythm with or dance along to a beat

Yo that bboy just killed that beat
He can totally kill the beat

by I cant think of any names bro June 12, 2019

Kill yourself

When someone disagrees with someone politically

Person 1: I don’t like Joe Biden
Person 2: GO KILL YOURSELF!

by Somepersonthatexists September 5, 2021