A person, place, thing, or idea, that represents the very idea of fapping and humor combined; the only thing that can make masturbation a thing of humor and grossness.
by BigBlackClock July 20, 2011
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by Keko_Pakalolo September 20, 2013
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by Anthony Sullivan November 16, 2013
Get the kepenach mug.The name of the most amazing girl that you'll ever meet. With her, you get everything. A mixture of both beauty and an amazing personality, something rare to find nowadays. Someone that's kind and caring, smart, funny, good sense of humor, fun and easy to be around, mysterious in some ways, shy yet outgoing, sometimes dorky, etc. It's not hard at all to fall in love with this girl, both as a friend and a lover. When you hold her hand or wrap your arms around her, you'll never want to let go. She is a blessing in the lives of all those that are privileged to have her in their life. She makes you do things that you've never done before. If you're lucky enough to have her, you should never let her go. She is just that amazing and should be cherished.
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by Unicornss5ever August 10, 2014
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Keendy is Amazing!
by Unicornss5ever August 10, 2014
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by KobeBean February 8, 2014
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Is the keenest Ken around.
He never misses lectures.
He always takes notes.
He even learnt chinese to understand Dr. Mi Wang
Is the keenest Ken around.
He never misses lectures.
He always takes notes.
He even learnt chinese to understand Dr. Mi Wang
by Ken t'5th February 13, 2014
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