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Zoo Keeper

If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.
Zoo keepers are keeping us wrapped up in the matrix.
by Darwin800 August 16, 2024
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Daniel Keeler

Daniel Keeler is a charismatic and intellectually gifted individual, widely recognized for his exceptional intelligence and quick-witted nature. As a cool guy, he exudes a confident and laid-back demeanor, effortlessly blending his intelligence with a relaxed charm. Daniel is celebrated not only for his academic prowess but also for his ability to connect with others on a personal level.

Being a person of African descent, Daniel Keeler adds to his coolness with a strong sense of cultural identity and pride. He embodies a positive role model, breaking stereotypes and inspiring those around him with his achievements. Daniel's brilliance is not confined to a single realm; he effortlessly navigates various aspects of life, demonstrating versatility and a well-rounded personality.

In social settings, Daniel's coolness is evident through his engaging conversations, where he seamlessly integrates his intellect with humor and relatability. He is known for his inclusive and supportive nature, fostering a sense of community wherever he goes. Daniel Keeler, the cool guy, stands as a testament to the idea that intelligence, charisma, and cultural pride can harmoniously coexist, creating a truly remarkable individual.
when i grow up i want to be just like Daniel Keeler
by wetrqtwtqwe December 22, 2023
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Forest Keeper

Forest Keepers, also known as Forest Giants, or simply Giants, are entities in Lethal Company. They are colossal and extremely quick, eating players they can get their hands on. They have great eyesight, but are incapable of hearing.
Imagine if the Forest Keepers could reach inside the ship like a pringles can!
by smoogan January 3, 2024
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Watch Keeper

A term for an abandoned sexual partner.

The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.

The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.

The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.
Ricky went home with another watch keeper last night
by Rick Lame November 18, 2023
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Bone Keeper

DEEPWOKEN mob I fear in second layer floor 1 as a freshie
It grabs you and breaks your ribcage with his bone ahh hands
A freshie always dies in the path of generator while killing this or vov of thorns gives you 5 of these and a mama thresher all cursed
" Man I´m stuck in layer 2 with no hook and I´m gonna be wiped by a Bone Keeper"
by idioxu May 8, 2024
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Gape Keeper

GAYP KEE PUH | ɡeɪpˈki .pɚ

A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus.

The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.
My uncle James is a retired Gape Keeper of 21 years, of which the majority of his career was spent on Only Fans providing excellent service to the community. He is well known for his battle cry, "OPEN THE FLOODGATES!"
by Very-NPC June 4, 2024
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Jacob Keeler

Dang you lost the game, you played like Jacob Keeler.
by Fuhuluhtoogan June 5, 2024
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