Kevin

A fat Asian who thinks he is black and hangs out with all the black kids

Kevin stop hanging out with the black kids,they will steal all your money

by Bentlyboy333482 December 24, 2019

Kevin

A fat tub or lard

"Kevin. Stop eating"

by HOESMADHOESMADHOESMAD October 20, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is someone who is great at keeping relationships. His dark brown hair smooth like chocolate. His chocolatey eyes so soft and shiny, His eyes are wonderful and beautiful to look into. He is extremely funny and sarcastic. He is mean sometimes, but can be a sweetheart. His gentle touch is irresistible. Kevin has the most amazing voice in the world. He also smells like Heaven. He is sweet and alluring. He is someone who I have completely fallen in love with, and a lot of people like him .When he touches you, you melt and when he looks into your eyes, or even just looks at you, you fall even more madly in love with him. He can light up a room in seconds. His the person who will make you smile and happy just by the sound of voice .He is the most amazing guy in the universe and his my soul mate.

Her: You're Kevin is so sweet and gentle

Me: I know and I won't ever let him go

by emo_babygirl November 2, 2020

Kevin

A man with an incredibly huge penis. Legend has it that his penis caused the Big Bang!

"Where is Kevin"

"Just look down his penis is so big it wraps around the world, we can trace him"

by Jamel Harrison November 24, 2021

Kevin

Kevin is a feared name across the the entire Isle of Man. One who bares thus name can often been seen lurking about a primary schools with a pair of binoculars

I just saw a Kevin he was in that bush staring at me and the. He went to his van

by Nonce stinger December 4, 2019

Kevin

Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.

Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.

"Can I take a bathroom break?"

"Only when Kevin allows a break."

by Ignimendax October 22, 2020

Kevin

A annoying asshole who just loves to swallow Dylan never makes his own decisions and we think he is gay and he loves to cry over everything

Kevin why are you not good at any games

by Gene drinks a lot of beer February 13, 2019