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Junior Cert

The junior certificate is a scam run by the Irish governments and teachers unions. For three years of your teenage life and secondary school time, your peers tell you that it is the most important thing. Then after you have completed your Kippy junior cert you go onto leaving cert where none of it actually matters.
"It's your junior cert, not mine!" might be said by your teacher.

"You will be the ones sitting this in June, not me!" is also a commonly used phrase by teachers.
by sebstanlover06 October 5, 2021
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Junbo

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by Scepterius February 17, 2022
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Junior College

Code-word for women that work at the "strip club," or women that are "daycare workers," (another code-word) junior college is a metaphor for women who are openly available to a man to indulge his sexual desires with. This is usually a transactional arrangement, with the rationalization that pursing this option is better than being frustrated in a relationship or marriage - where the man is fulfilling his traditional duties (protector, provider, provisioner), but the woman is not (particularly in the sexual intimacy department).

This term has been made popular by YouTuber Coach Greg Adams, who also runs several YouTube channels including: The Notorious CGA, CoachGregAdams, CGA GotGame, Ask CoachGregAdams, CGA Reacts, and Free Agent Lifestyle.
Tyrek: Man, my girl blue-balled me again last night. I pay all my bills AND her bills, but every night she makes some excuse to not have sex.

Marcus: Dude, maybe it's time we visit the junior college. If you doin what you supposed to and she aint, dump that b**** and spend that savings on some books!

Tyrek: Junior college it is!
by Mister Bacon May 26, 2023
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Junko Furuta

A tragic and heartbreaking loss of Junko Furuta, may you rest in peace.
It all starts with a top student, Junko Furuta, she was the top student and she was beautiful, and a delinquent named Hiroshi Miyano, he was in love with her but Junko rejected him. It got Hiroshi angry.
When Junko was riding her bike home from work, Hiroshi and his gang offered Junko a ride home, but they ended up taking Junko to their house and raped and tortured her brutally. After she died of getting tortured, they hid her body in some concrete drum.
Later her body was found and the 4 boys got arrested
Homie 1: Very tragic…
Homie 3: you really just killed a girl named Junko Furuta just for rejecting you? Oh wow, that’s just sick..
by Homies3washere October 23, 2023
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Texas Junior

Another name for the State of Oklahoma due to having little to no difference between it and Texas.

Anything that is Oklahoman, such as clothing, food, even the accent is directly descended from Texas, which means Oklahoma has no culture of its own.

Similar to calling Canada "America Junior", this is an offensive term to the Okies because, like Texans, they are very pompous when it comes to their state.
Fred - "After we visit Texas, we should go north to Oklahoma and see what that place is like."
Nat - "Why waste our time? Oklahoma is Texas Junior. Anything in Oklahoma is a copy of Texas."
Fred - "Good point."
by Deek Bosko November 10, 2011
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bajinky-junkous

noun. - referring to one's posterior alternate way to refer to such when the circumstances do not permit for other words that may be associated with profanity; a more professional term for ass
I will kick your bajinky-junkous

Don't make me come over there and kick your bajinky-junkous

I got into a fight with John Cena and he kicked my bajinky-junkous
by PyroMoto May 17, 2018
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Stockton Junior high

A school thats pretty cool and its very new but the students are ghetto and pretty much a boy boinked a girl and got jumped and almost cutted his ear off but the ap and the officer saved him, normally it gets wild here a lot of fights but eh the teachers can be kind or mean
person A: hey its stockton junior high
person B: yes i heard that the principal quit because of "family and health" and the students being assh*les

person A; yes the school is very wild and the kids are ghetoo asf
by why u wanna know huh November 11, 2021
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