Jonasmania

n.

When people, usually female teens obsess over a mundane boy band.

Symptoms include:

-fainting upon sight of the jonas brothers.
-owning large amounts of jonas brothers merchandise.
-having a jonas brothers fansite as your homepage.
-being female.
-having jonas brothers posters over every single inch of wall in your bedroom.
-a lack of interest in anything other than the jonas brothers.
-making up sexual fantasies about the jonas brothers.
-ect. the list goes on.

Very similar to beatlemania

iwantjonasorgy says: omg, did you see that video of joe jonas dancin to single ladies? it was SOO hawt! mama lieks thos tight clothing! ;)

normalperson says: *sighs*, yes. i did it was kind of disturbing ... i really wasn't interested in seei-

iwantjonasorgy says: HE IZ SOOO HAWT. LIEK OMAHGAUD!

normalperson says: look, Im going to have to let you go. bye.

iwantjonasorgy says: OKAII!! BYESZ!

normalperson says: talk about jonasmania...

by asquirrelwilde June 18, 2009

Jonas Lundahl

A sexy swedish man whom is amazing in every way possible

Who's Jonas Lundahl?
That Sexy Swedish guy.

by Jonasica October 15, 2011

jonas brothers

did you mean gay?????????????? oh well there a homosexual band who fuck each other for fun all night long!!!!

hey, you jonas brothers!!!!!!!!!

by fagget12345 March 10, 2009

bonus jonas

franklin nathaniel jonas, or frankie, the fourth jonas brother. he is not in the band, therefore: the bonus jonas

the bonus jonas is in the movie Ponyo.

by jonas bro #5 August 19, 2009

Nicholas Jonas

A sixteen year old teen sensation and inspiration, fellow Jonas Brother, subject of most teen girls' fantasies, and type 1 Diabetic. Nick is known for his curly brown locks, sweet voice, and face of an angel. He is a very talented singer, songwriter, drummer, pianist, and guitarist. Once dated Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez. He was young, and stupid. Performed multiple times on Broadway when younger. Hardcore Christian, who also wears a purity ring, to many girls' dismay. Basically, Nick is an angel fallen from Heaven.

Nikki: Laura, look at that light across the room! Is the sun in here or something?!
Laura: No, that's just Nicholas Jonas (:

by laur*jonasx July 28, 2009

Jonas Brothers

A trio of brothers who had once struggled in advancing in the music business, but finally for the past few years have been acknowledged for their work and been gaining their much deserved recognition. The Jonas Brothers are... Nick, 15, the youngest who recently found out he has Type 1 Diabetes; the lead singer, Joe, 18; and the oldest lead guitarist, Kevin at 20. They have great pop/rock melodies while incorporating most of their own lyrics into song, and are an inspiration to every generation, especially with their undying focus to be a positive medium for the youth of today.

Another reason why to love them:
They're known for being Christians and each of them wear a "Purity ring" to remain celibate until marriage.

I first became a true undying fan this winter of 2007 through a friend when I found out this tid-bit of info on their beliefs. I automatically fell in love with them and with their music--

And because of their major popularity and influence on the public, Disney decided to sign with the Jonas Brothers to help share their same vision on being good role models for the younger generation.

...And get this: I know real music, I sing real music, I'm a real woman who doesn't appreciate listening 24/7 to all that "crank dat hoe", degrading women music and- I'm almost 22! The Jonas Brothers are here to stay!

by *~Jeanie~* January 17, 2008

Joe Jonas

Sexiest guy ever! Is like a freaking goddess. Looks amazing in skinny jeans. And he rocked Camp Rock. When he plays the tambourine that makes the tambourine sexy. Everything he touches is sexy. His a part of the Jonas Brothers band. His brothers are Nick, Kevin, and Frankie. Although only Nick and Kevin are in the band. His real name is Joseph Adam Jonas. Joe is the funny one. <3 Some of his nicknames are JJ, DJ Danger, and Joe because his real name is Joseph. He is 5' 10. And along with the tambourine he does lead vocals, guitar, and keyboard. He has amazing muscles and enjoys running and working out. His favorite drink is Orange Gatorade. yumm. = He became home schooled in seventh grade. As a child he collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens. His favorite sport is soccer. He likes math. And his favorite author is Dr. Suess. His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day <3. He owns five guitars. He likes to play Monopoly. And he likes the High School Musical movies. He is Christian and wears a purity ring along with his brothers. His favorite shows are Boy Meets World, Lost, Heroes, Friends, and Most Extreme Challenge. His favorite foods are chicken cutlet sandwhich with mayo, snow cones, and his Grandma's homemade pizza. He likes the 80s. And his trade mark is his headbands. He makes headbands sexy too. His favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber. His favorite color is blue. And he likes Wiffel Ball. His birthday is August 15, 1989. He was original Newjersian so you know hes awesome and SEXY!

If Joe Jonas said breathing wasn't cool, 95% of teenage girls would be dead.

by BL0ND3xMOM3NTS October 18, 2008