Joker-San Female Rating System

This rating system originated in the bowels of Las Vegas by one of the city's finest and foremost authority on the quality of the female population of Las Vegas underground. Ranks are as follows(from highest to lowest):
Scab Cracker
Gash
Fuckbag
Cum Tanker
Drink Tickets
Gas Money.

This rating system is not limited to Las Vegas at all. It is currently being used by all the "Urban Peeps" in Hawaii.

"When we get to the club, lets use the Joker-San Female Rating System. My Gash is on vacation, so I wouldn't mind takin' home a couple of Fuckbags tonight. Or maybe a Drink Tickets or Gas Money if I get too hammered"

by SP00NS October 7, 2007

Aggie joke

Wide variety of jokes told by UT Fans, often including familiar characters such as Smart Longhorn, Dumb Aggie, and Mediocre Baylor Bear. Compare: Longhorn = brunette, Aggie = blonde, Baylor Bear = redhead.

Here's an example:
A longhorn, an Aggie, and a Baylor Bear are traveling in a desert. Each one has brought one thing: The Longhorn brought a jug of water so he dosen't dehydrate, the Baylor Bear brought food so he doesn't starve, and the Aggie brought a car door, so he can roll up the window if he gets too hot.

Ba-dum-bsssh

Aggie joke: Did you hear that there are three kinds of aggies?

The ones who can't count and the ones who can.

by El_Haggis September 9, 2006

joker

I fairly mild insult, that can represent (a) anger over someones more than likely ignorant action
(b) similar to fool

"Man I told that joker, I was going to get off work at 5 o'clock"

"Look at that joker, he tryin to ride his motorcycle up that steep hill, watch him fall down"

by DetroitSlang May 15, 2003

johena

A girl who ia amazing and nice love Able person and can make you laugh in a instant

Johena i the best person I have ever met

by Johena October 9, 2017

Joke Biden

President of the United States

The Jokes on us! Joke Biden is President!

by Jeptron April 21, 2021

bawls joke

A Bawls joke is a clever joke made with the Bawls Eneregy Drink in mind. Some are classic and it is always amusing to think of new ones.

At a party, someone wanted his beverage container autographed by the person throwing the party, but I said to my friends "hey, sign my Bawls." This will I REAPEAT will become a classic Bawls joke as it got a hoot and howler from all my friends that heard it.

by Dave_1983 January 6, 2008

racist joke

A joke saying something about another race which should not be said but makes people laugh anyway.

First guy: What do you do if you see ure VCR floating in the middle of the night?
Second guy: What?
First guy: Put it down NIGGA!
Second guy: Wow that is some racist joke!

by hoogalyboogalybooROXAN January 25, 2006