Jordan

Jordan's usually have blue eyes brownish Blonde hair . He can usually be found working at sonic .

Wow look there's Jordan

by Casecase67 August 29, 2017

Jordan

Oversized orangutan

What a Jordan

by Mr.Me(mystery) January 29, 2018

Jordan

The prettiest girl you know. She lights up any room she walks into. Always finds a way to make you smile. She is always fun to be around, there is never a boring moment. Even though she acts like a five year old. She always tries her best even when things get rough and never forgets about her friends when they need her. She often gets tired because she spends all day doing her best for the people around her. She often doesn’t realize how amazing she is because she doesn’t spend enough time thinking about herself. She is the most lovable person you’ll ever meet, especially because she looks like a koala. She is very caring and sweet but is also very strong and independent when you need her to be. She is very unlikely to come by so if you ever find one do not take it lightly. It is almost impossible to miss her, she will stand out in any crowd, truly one in a million. The perfect girl.

I can’t believe how lucky I am to have my jordan.

I wish I had someone like jordan.

by Mart93 November 18, 2018

Jodan

A person usually with a big dick at the age of 12 it's gonna be bigger than A freinds by half an inch usually named machai they are smart and loving they give the best sex ever with 7 inch dicks at a young age and are usually cancers they play basketball and make it to the NBA they are smart loving sexy men with big long black cocs. They become legends. Jodan is a legend

Oh...look at that Jodan over there screwing up with cars again.

by The actually truth November 19, 2018

Jordan

A stupid idiotic man that runs around sucking his boyfriend Mikes dick while he talks about Jesus a bit too much.

Me: Hey Jordan wanna get a cup of coffee?
Jordan: Nah I would rather suck some dick, sorry

by hahahahahahahahahahafuckyou September 2, 2019

Jordan

A bitchy girl who loves sports and thinks she's better than everyone else at everything. Hates when people chew on pens for some reason.

Sophie : I was chewing on a pen in English and this chick full on yelled at me.
Maya : That must have been Jordan. God she's such a bitch.

by QuinnRaven January 10, 2020

Jordan Peterson

Most people know this but it’s a name for when you have a gigantic explosive diarrhea level shite in your jorts.

John: Why are Michaels jorts brown all of a sudden?
Jimmy: Ah yes someone made him jump and he did a Jordan Peterson.
John: Ohhhh.

by Manfoetus July 16, 2023