Penis jousting

When you smack someone's penis with your own.

1. I was Penis jousting with my girlfriend yesterday.
2. I don't think that's how that works

by BlazingH0TD0G December 24, 2016

they stealin' our jobs

Ebonics for: They are stealing our jobs.

A sentiment used by lower class African Americans, against various hard-working minority groups, who are statistically of higher social-economic welfare

Tyrone: You heard - that new manager an Asian motherfucka
Marquis: ahh shit! they stealin' our jobs !!

by Pizzlej March 14, 2022

dick jousting

The act of a female performing oral copulation on two males at the same time, producing the "dick jousting effect", also known in more common nomenclature as a cockfight. Dick Jousting is also known as a dick duality.

Larry and Gerry met this chick the other night and she couldn't decide which one of them she wanted so she took them home for a little dick jousting in her mouth.

Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!

Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.

Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the most valiant dick jouster win!

by the legendary marmot January 12, 2009

Joustine

An awesome girl, usually tall with dark hair. Really creative and artistic. Her friends all love her. She can be extremely loud, or really shy and quiet. She's average, loving Harry Potter, Neopets, socks, Winnie the Pooh, Unicorns, Dinosaurs, and other things awesome. G r y f f i n d o r. Joustine can also be spelled with an A, making it Joustina.

Dude 1: Duuuuude, she's awesome!
Dude 2: Must be Joustine.

by LOLUMAD13574756252567546756754 July 26, 2011

jebus

Variation of 'Jesus' first invented by Duke Ellington so as not to be beaten by nuns. Borrowed by Frank Zappa and, from there, by Matt G.

Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have a brother.

God: Uh, no, not that I know of.

Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?

by mavi September 7, 2007

Jebus Crife

A tall male mammal, open to the suggestion and participation of cliff jumping

Jebus Crife took up his pants, and jumped off of the cliff before him. "w00t!" he shouted as he fell.

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Joush

Joush is a guy who drinks copious amounts of grapefruit juice without any regard to how he is impacting the citrus fruit industry. He seems like a quality guy when you meet him, but in reality he is rapidly bringing the level of Vitamin C on Earth to lethal amounts, accelerating the extinction of mankind.

I thought he was making a pun when he said he was "Joushing" with me, but now I have scurvy.

by Joush September 24, 2018