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Uncle Joey

Slang term for any number of crotch rotting diseases.
FUCK! I gots me the naaaastiest muthfukin case of UNCLE JOEY, yo!
by Aiko Oyama Ayers January 24, 2003
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Joeyed

(verb). The act of leaving a boyfriend/girlfriend/lover/spouse without a word or warning.

Background Information:

The term is inspired from a joey or a baby kangaroo who is born at a very immature stage. Immediately after birth, a joey uses it's already well-developed claws and forelimbs to climb to its mother's body and pouch. After several weeks, the joey becomes more active and spends less and less time in its mother's pouch and eventually leaves completely.

This also best describes a man/woman who needs the comfort of a partner in the early stage of a relationship but then grows tired of it after several weeks or months and then decides to spend less and less time with the partner and leave the partner completely and hops around again.
Ramsey: Are you still communicating with him?

Yummy: No, I'm afraid I got "joeyed."
by thelovelessguru September 1, 2009
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Joey Howell

This amazing perfect guy. He is the sweetest thing ever created. Their still aren't the right words to describe joey made yet. The closest are:
-sweet
-perfect
-the best
-hot
-wonderful
-amazing
-loving
-charming
-funny
-adorable
-a great kisser
-genuine
-special (In a unique good way)
-a person who brightens your day just seeing his smile
-smart
-stubborn
-confident
-brave

-super super easy to fall in love with
-teddy bear
- etc..............
"Hey who's the new kid?"
"Which one?"
"The super sweet funny one who gets along with everyone."
"Oh thats Joey Howell"
by My_teddybear_mal February 19, 2014
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Joey's pouch

When two or more people have sex in a single person sleeping bag zipped all the way up. Not for the faint of heart. A reference to a kangaroo pouch orgy.
Matt: Tucker did you pack a sleeping bag?

Tucker: Nah I packed joey's pouch I haven't seen my girl in weeks!
by Craizihorse October 16, 2014
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joey sire

Guy1: I just joey sired on a girl
guy2~: ew
by Blargh hargh October 25, 2014
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Joey Infection

A infection caused when a man named joey touches you or aids.
Joey touched my dick yesterday and now I have the Joey Infection.
by Nutsackeaters September 13, 2017
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jobert

a jobert is some kind of awkward person who is always everywhere.
"There is a big Jobert in the Room"
by juicyboy685214 November 7, 2017
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