Someone who has more days off work than on. Always absent, never with a good excuse, lazy when he does work, generally glides through life with the minimum possible amount of work.
by NotJakeandFrasersIdea January 24, 2005

shit chatter, bt he's safe, very hyper, laughs at people with allegeric reactions. favourite catchphrase "nah im alrite".
Someone:"do u wanna drink"
Jamie:"Nah i'm alrite"
Person with allergic reation:"i'm allergic to summin?"
Jamie:hahahahaha"
Jamie:"Nah i'm alrite"
Person with allergic reation:"i'm allergic to summin?"
Jamie:hahahahaha"
by Murli November 21, 2004

by mwalker2k10 May 9, 2011

Dude: MAN! Ur such a jamie whelan. dont stab me!!
Jamie whelan:Die ill beat u with my ginger hair and my bros porn mag.
SMASH(sound of a jamie whelan smashing car window for cd player)
Jamie whelan:Die ill beat u with my ginger hair and my bros porn mag.
SMASH(sound of a jamie whelan smashing car window for cd player)
by Legend 21 May 6, 2005

A goofy guy with a monster cock
by Tommy Thompson 76 October 15, 2016

The sweetest friend you have that ou love to death but sometimes confuses you but you love anyways and how could any boy resist
Jamies friend (jf): on a scale from 1 to ten how much do you miss him?
Jamie: 11 :)
Jf: Awwww how sweet Jamie boo
Jamie: 11 :)
Jf: Awwww how sweet Jamie boo
by Larryboolover November 15, 2011

Someone who can be described as a lanky streak of shite. Usually faces the brunt of jokes from their friend group. Can’t handle their drink.
by A970706S June 24, 2018
