HE is the GOOFIEST MAN ALIVE, small ass cock, and don't invite him to parties, he will scare the hoes away.
by NuhUH4352 April 2, 2024
Get the Ivanmug. The best person on the planet that knows exactly what to say when you are sad or mad he is a person that lights up the room.
by ✨😌🥺✨😌🥺 June 11, 2021
Get the Ivan Solaresmug. 
Is a man that I fell in love with a genuinely unpredictable kind loving a man with personality stamina integrity loyalty a king of all trades a friend we need it a lover at all times and the reason why I know this is because I've seen all sides to them and I can speak upon it and define him as this there's always good and bad with everything that comes
by Mourgun M. Mayhem August 11, 2024
Get the Mr. Ivan J. Clinkscalemug. A noise making bumbling shitstick ape who needs to shut the fuck up before i close his head in a panini make and make a fucking toasted sandwich
by BILLY BOBBY1197 November 23, 2021
Get the Ivan Jakusmug. Ivan is the smartest, funniest, most attractive human being on the planet. Every second you are with him is pure joy and your heart starts racing when you’re around him. His warm embrace is all you need when you’re in a bad mood. Under his humorous exterior, Ivan is loyal and kind, and will never let you go. Just as he is not letting me go now. I dont have a lot of time he is coming. I dont think my jaw is attached to my body anymore. It hurts so much why did i talk to that girl i was just asking her for a new pencil Please help me Im running out of air and im scared my i!snns dnd c n!!!,,’xnxmx
Girl 1: Wow, isn’t Ivan such a cutie?
Girl 2: Yes, he is! And I bet he hopes you don’t tell anybody about what you have just seen.
Girl 2: Yes, he is! And I bet he hopes you don’t tell anybody about what you have just seen.
by Non-criminal November 22, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. Someone who does nothing. Ever. He literally does nothing (with the exception of having shakey hands).
Girl: He never drops any hints or gives me any reason to think he likes me!
Other Girl: Oh, he's just Ivan being Ivan, you know how he is.
Other Girl: Oh, he's just Ivan being Ivan, you know how he is.
by Nerdy Nani February 19, 2021
Get the Ivanmug.