Mommy issues 

Trauma caused to a son by a selfish and irresponsible cunt of a mother because she's an insecure idiot. Mommy issues cause significant dysfunction and usually causes men to never be able to trust females for the rest of his life. Usually caused by immature single mothers.

Mike is a misogynist because he has mommy issues.

Jeremy became a serial rapist because his single mom hated men and neglected him because she didn't want to feel taken advantage of.

Mommy issues by CockThroater September 11, 2016

Mommy Issues 

Dating older women because a person can't afford to miss it's real mother, so it seeks something similar.

That dude his girlfriend is like 30, he probably has some serious mommy issues

Mommy Issues by leroyjenkiinnss April 28, 2018

Issues 

A heavy metal band

Issues is one of my fav band

Issues by Brendon urie fan June 15, 2017

issues hog 

That one person who will claim they have every type of issue, making many conversations only about themselves without leaving room for others pain, emotions, thoughts and feelings. You might say one thing about (for example) your suffering depression, and you will be trapped in a 20 minute conversation with them about their battles and opinion on every mental health issue imaginable. Issues hogs will have very little consideration for you, can never offer a listening ear, only their own self absorbed anecdotes, due their narcissism and inflated sense of self.

Linda is such an issues hog- when I came to her for support when my mother died, all she did was moan about her own experiences when her mother passed away.

issues hog by gettingignorant June 20, 2021

Clit issues 

Used by males to define a situation of "girl troubles". The afore stated situation commonly involving a bitch.

Dude, I'm having clit issues.

Clit issues by Roan Schrift June 16, 2011

proximity issues

A latent fear of developing close and meaningful relationships. An aversion to situations that could develop into a close or loving friendship. A propensity to sabotage opportunities for falling in love and trusting another.

My friend fell in love with a lady; unfortunately, it was unrequited because she had serious proximity issues.

proximity issues by landbaby1 November 1, 2013

stepdad issues 

When you hate something as much as you would hate your stepdad

"Dude, I got stepdad issues with the media." "Yeah I hate it too"

stepdad issues by YoureDumbCantYouSee August 6, 2015