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Italian Dunker

A disgusting sex act in which mozzarella cheese of the finest quality is melted upon man schlong. That cock is then dipped into a woman's vagina that is filled with marinara sauce. The man then extracts his penis, covered with cheese and marinara, and forces the woman to blow him.
"Taste Papa Luigi's finest Italian Dunker."
by Stesheng October 13, 2008
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Italian Blowjob

Blowjob through a pizza
- Person 1: I almost got an Italian blowjob for 150czk yesterday!!

- Person 2: What´s an Italian Blowjob??? That is, Anders, blowjob through a Pizza.
by Dr. Street Justice June 22, 2011
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Italian Shower

The over-usage of any musk, cologne, body spray, or perfume. Named after people of italian descent, they will soak themselves in these scents without even noticing the nose burning, and sometimes eye-watering effects.
Logan: What's that horendous smell?
Steve: Oh it looks like Tyler just took an italian shower, he just had rugby so no doubt he's making up for his odour with too much old spice
Logan: Yes, I forgot his mom was italian, it all makes sense now
by Logie G February 22, 2009
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Italian awakening

The act of wacking your dick off someones forehead in order to wake them up from a deep sleep.
Yo, that fucking asshole has been passed out for three days, someone give that fucking shit for brains the Italian awakening!
by bt February 20, 2003
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Idalia

Home of Idalia High School. Also known as the greatest small town in the Northern Hemisphere of the world as decided in a study known as the Greatest Small Towns in the Northern Hemisphere Study, taken by the Association of the Greatest Small Towns in the World Group. Home of Keniv Legenl.
Idalia, home of Idalia High School, has many natives now going to school at Colorado State, which is better than Kansas State.
by R. C. December 30, 2007
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italian

People from the country of Italy. We don't wear gold chains, or organized in the mafia. We don't have fake accents and eat pizza 24/7.
We are just normal people that need a chance. Everyone picks on us, because they act like we are 'white' which in fact, we are Latin. Yes. Latin. They say Italian girls are one of the prettiest in the world. We get picked on so much because of how our hair looks, or our brown eyes. Jealous much?
Our olive skin doesn't look disgusting. It makes us unique, along with everyone else.
We have a great culture, history, language, food, family, and lives.
I'm Italian. I'm proud. We're proud. We aren't concieted like you guys think we are, we are just living our lives the fullest and the best we make it.
Bob: YO DAWG IM ITALIAN AND I SPEAK ITALIAN! CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO.
Alisia: Sia calmo! Non mi preoccupo!
Bob: ZOMG LIKE WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!
Alisia: If you really say you are 'Italian' and you 'speak Italian' you most likely will know.
by outtathisworldsavvy April 3, 2007
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Italian

A language that is impossible to learn, because every Italian citizen speaks it differently.
My grandparents both claim to speak Italian, but they don't understand eachother.
by oboemastah July 26, 2007
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