imperial bed

A very large bed that looks like it belongs to or be what a king would be sleeping in.

John: I heard you got an imperial bed. Bob: Yeah, the salesperson told me it was Henry VII's bed. So I took her word for it.

by wordempire June 16, 2014

bed paralysis

when someone likes being in bed so much that they cannot get out of it.

i'd like to go to see a movie but i am currently suffering from bed paralysis....

by somone123 September 5, 2012

Stabilize the Bed

The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up

"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"

by toby69420 October 17, 2017

Bed Buster

When someone is laying down on a bed and you whip out your cock, stand over top of them, and drop on them putting your cock down their throat with so much force the bed breaks.

Ever since Jimmy gave me The Bed Buster I can't sleep at night.

by Zinxrune October 11, 2018

Bed-admin

The range of necessary chores which need to be completed before actually getting in bed, no matter how much you just want to sleep these activities still need to be done.

Bed-admin includes brushing teeth, washing faces, getting into pajamas etc
Bed admin varies from person to person depending on self-hygiene preferences

by Niquisha February 24, 2013

Playing in the bed

Hardcore masturbating while in the bed or sometimes it could mean fucking a girl or guy depending on your sexuality.

Me: “Hey, so what did you do last night?

Friend: “Nothing, I was just playing in the bed while watching porn.

by XXXPussySlayer October 20, 2017

Poop bed

When you fill your bed with poop and you sleep on it and it feels warm

I can’t wait to sleep in my poop bed

by Iamgoodoof November 9, 2020