When someone is laying down on a bed and you whip out your cock, stand over top of them, and drop on them putting your cock down their throat with so much force the bed breaks.
by Zinxrune October 11, 2018
Get the Bed Bustermug. The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up
"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"
by toby69420 October 17, 2017
Get the Stabilize the Bedmug. A mess made in between the layers of bed sheets that combines feaces and blood with semen on top as the cream sauce
After a long sex romp with friends Ferry's bed was full of blood and shit, his neighbor Chris blew his load on top making a bed lasagne
by Benderjoker69 June 14, 2015
Get the Bed lasagnemug. 
the sleeping place for sleepy swimmers, usually referring directly to the tender tissue inside the ball sake. a place of rest for sperm. is a delicasie in many african tribes
person 1: wow i would totally watch the exterior of your socculent moist sperm beds while your naked
person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds
person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds
by noodles1234 October 24, 2011
Get the Sperm bedsmug. John: I heard you got an imperial bed. Bob: Yeah, the salesperson told me it was Henry VII's bed. So I took her word for it.
by wordempire June 16, 2014
Get the imperial bedmug. A bed bug is a person that you don't have to beg to get into bed. often associated with mud crickets, but a lot easier to sleep with
Brad joked with Ashley about sleeping with her. Two seconds later she was taking him to the bedroom for sex. If she's that easy she must be a bed bug.
by Gibblits June 4, 2018
Get the bed bugmug.