ivan

a beautiful man that everyone loves and deserves the world

person 1: wow that guy ivan is so beautiful

danny: go away hes mine

by dannylovesivan May 14, 2025

Ivan

Someone who does nothing. Ever. He literally does nothing (with the exception of having shakey hands).

Girl: He never drops any hints or gives me any reason to think he likes me!
Other Girl: Oh, he's just Ivan being Ivan, you know how he is.

by Nerdy Nani February 19, 2021

Ivan

That one russian kid in the xbox party who shouts all the time and never dies in call of duty.

"Shut up ivan you're to loud." "WHAT CYKA?"

by kingcatniko June 12, 2020

Ivan Milat

A selfish arsehole who shot backpackers who didn't deserve to die in Australia's Balangalow State Forest

Because of crimes committed by the scum of humanity such as Ivan Milat, Australia now has some of the harshest gun restrictions in the world.

by EvanC7 November 13, 2023

Ivan

A short red haired kid who likes writing. He's like Ed Sheeran, you like him sometimes but sometimes he's a weird smurf.

"Where is that kid Ivan?"
"He's taking the biggest dump of his life."

by TaroTheBarrow October 29, 2021

Ivan

A fatty gay guy who loves to eat

"whoever turnt you cold... you need to let them know" is such an Ivan thing to say

by Sigma Ahamed October 29, 2023

ivan

The term "Ivan" can be used to refer to russian people. Most specifically refers to russian nationalists or Soviet soldiers since it originated back in WWII to describe the soldiers—as it's the russian equivalent of the name John (but it's also a generalized term used on a russian person).

Those Ivans are always hanging in that corner and I know they're up to sum'

by llololololololl April 24, 2025