Humberto

King and ruler of the people of Nicaruagua. Also Dictator who eats his boogers and smells howling monkey balls. Wears his cermonial wardrobe and gets coke points from, the trash from his Aunt who dives in garbage cans. Also known as Don Burto. DOn Burto is a graduate from Processor University and has flung poop everywhere.

Hi im Humberto and I'M RICH BITCH I own the whole country so say hello to my little friend Eduardo. He is my servant.

by Flinger,king,monkey,fling,Nicaragua February 5, 2008

hummer

1. noun - A military transport vehicle. 2. noun - The act of fellatio wherein the fellater hums during the operation. 3. noun - FuckTARD!

Sucker!

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

The Goat Himself

He's obviously LyrixU on insta

The Goat Himself posted

by DaGumKing October 27, 2021

sir shits himself

Steve Timmons is Sir Shits A Lot

Sir Shits A Lot has done it again.

by Dick Anus September 27, 2004

Hummer 2

AMAZING OFF ROAD VEHICLE comes in 7 different colours. arnie has 12

OMFG 12 HUMMERS, thats alotta fuel

by kleeb182 July 4, 2005

swedish hummer

(n) 1. when a male's sexual partner performs fellatio on him and spits the resulting excretion into a fondue pot filled with dark chocolate, allowing the two substances to mix together; the two partners then consume the spunk/chocolate mixture;

(n) 2. for bonus points, the male will dip his penis into the mixture and request another blowjob; this method is referred to as the "double dip".

Person 1: "Hey, I heard Jamie gives great Swedish hummers!"
Person 2: "Yeah, totally. It was hot."

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Person 1: "Man, my girlfriend gave me a Swedish hummer last night. It sort of hurt but it was awesome."

by riiiiiiight September 23, 2010

humerous

Funny, like barbarian shamans discussing definitions.

Mosh thinks Kheth is humerous.

by Moshea January 26, 2004