Stonerifous Humanous

Stonerifous Humanous is a species that is very closely related to the homo sapiens. The species can also be called SFH for short. SFH smoke a substance called marijuana as much as possible. They are very happy most of the time. All they need is their marijuana, munchies (food), something to drink and music. Their favorite type of music is often calming music. They are most commonly found listening to Sublime. This species is very unique and is still undergoing study.

Stonerifous Humanous is a cool species.

by Jesse [At Least 90] May 30, 2007

Humanitis Plurificus

The Idea that the Earth is merely a cell in a much larger body, and that humans are the parts of a potentially deadly virus that has infected the Earth cell. The main belief in this Ideology is that the true human purpose is to breed and the destroy the Earth. This belief is mainly based upon the fact that the only other subject that goes into an area, bleeds it of its resources, multiplies and leaves, are, in fact, viruses. It is believed that space travel is simply the carrier that will aid us in escaping the planet one we render it perfectly resources-less and useless. All diseases that effect Humans and actually just Immune responses of this highly advanced being that we are planted within. All other animals are other parasites that are not deadly, like those found in a human body. It is believed that we are right about most things we have decided are fact, but that the explanation for why they happened are flawed as are many of the details. For one the big bang theory is correct, however their was matter before it happened, just not a body (AKA the universe). In fact the big bang was just the collision of a sperm and egg that quickly formed the body that we now call the universe. Also, the universe is in fact expanding, and can be explained almost to simply. The body is still growing. It is believed that those who recycle and have other habits to "save the planet" are defective viruses that go against what its original purpose was, to destroy the cell. It is believed that the cell will be depleted of its resources in an epic battle between the viruses that know their purpose and the defective viruses, in which only two will survive, which will pilot a space craft onto another cell, most likely Mars, and begin breeding, thus starting the cycle all over again.

Have you heard of Humanitis Plurificus? Its got way more proof than Religion man!!

by Poopy Vaj Face Nut Lick Mcgraw March 4, 2009

Human garbage

Human beings that are terrible people and don't give a fuck about that the fact that what they are doing is dead freaking wrong.

Leonard claims that he supports his country, but in reality, he is human garbage and doesn't belong in the country he lives in.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 5, 2021

real human bean

One who drives and stomps faces. In other words, a real hero.

Ryan Gosling is a real human bean.

by JudasPriestFireballZ July 20, 2019

Battle Without Honor or Humanity

Possibly one of, if not the most badass song ever. You know: it's the one in the Kill Bill movies. If you listen to it on your iPod, it makes any situation infinitely cooler.

I had to wait in line at the grocery store, so I set my iPod to Battle Without Honor or Humanity and imagined myself getting in a sword fight with the old lady in front of me.

by Aqua_Mann February 18, 2009

Human Rights

Human Rights are rights that are ours simply because we are human. Many famous organizations have devoted their interests to these rights.

Everyone should be treated equally.

by Irish socialist May 23, 2005

humanity

A species of mammals that spreads like a virus. Humanity deserves to be annihilated.

"Animals kill other animals, wolves kill deer... and humanity kills all other species...They just call it 'industry'," Mickey Knox, NATURAL BORN KILLERS

by GORZ April 20, 2004