fleecing the hoop

The act of bleaching the brownish colored skin around the anus to make the skin of the anus blend in with the surrounding skin.

Fleecing the hoop is an important part of preparing for a porno in which one's anus will be exposed.

by FilthyOldMan March 11, 2010

hooping

To play basket ball at a park after midnight....

Last night we was all hooping and and we got kicked out from the park because the basketball hit a car and activated the alarm...

by milkman Lecheman July 16, 2009

hoopa joop

an alien satellite probe

thats no hemerroid thats an alien hoopa joop

by the fuck fairy December 19, 2006

take it to the hoop

phrase enthusiastically uttered after doing something of note or used when encouraging others to do something of note. Sometimes said in conjuction with a mimed jump shot.

A: I am about to go to the boss with my new idea.
B: Take it to the hoop!

or

A: I am going to ask that hottie out. Take it to the hoop!

by anne qh May 18, 2006

hooky

A nickname for Peter Hook, bassist in Joy Division and then New Order, as well as side projects Revenge and Monaco. Uniquely, his bass takes the role of a lead guitar in most Joy Divison and New Order songs. He plays it at round about knee level and staggers about and appears to be fighting with it.

Hooky is a grumpy sod, but a fantastic bass player.

by C. H. July 4, 2005

hoopie

a local resident living in a college town in central PA, often mullet clad and wearing flannel. Sometimes even found using the electricity in the 24 hour laudramat to power their juice maker, hoopies try and pick up college girls using a thug like accent in local bars.

kate "that hoopie child just bit my chapstick!"

kaufhold "so this hoopie tried to pick me up at chucks..."

"not every hoopie can pull off a rat tail like sally yohn"

by Charlotte Hughes April 4, 2005

Hooping

Hooping is used by British paedophiles as a code word or expression for the act of bumming a boy under the age of 14.

"He is out hooping the dirty bastard!"

by baza69 March 29, 2009