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hammett hoop

a single basketball goal in a field that has given many generations of kids a place to shoot hoops
Every time I drive by that hammett hoop, there is a young fellow shooting 3s. I bet that hammett hoop has seen more shots than a Memphis gas station.
by michael mooncricket III April 18, 2025
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Hoop Theory

Noun: The act of approaching all types of girls correlated to taking different types of basketball shots based on their perceived attractiveness and the difficulty of the shot.

Lay-up: Asking out someone who’s chopped and pretty easy to get with. “Everyone warms up with lays, apart of every players bag”

Mid-range shot (Middy): Going for someone who’s debatable if you should go for that or not but it takes some effort, but still within reach. “Every great player has to shoot some middys sometimes, keep them humble.”

3-pointer: Tryna bag someone attractive, these shots are harder to take but not out of reach, one could go in. . “3 balls are essential to add to the bag, needa be proud of the shots you take.”

Logo shot: Pursuing someone extremely attractive and out of your league. Likely won’t succeed, but worth a shot. Do not recommend but every once in a while the shot is there. ONLY FOR 10s “Chooc’s favorite shot.”
Do you practice hoop theory? If so what’s is your favorite shot to take?
by ChoocLovesWoman December 4, 2024
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Hoop Drawer

Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.
He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016
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Hoop-rock

when your playing basketball with some of your friends.
me and my niggas were playin some hoop-rock
by robbierice August 25, 2011
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Oklahoma hula hoop

A belt worn by an oklahoman would make a hula hoop for people in many states, since it's not misinformation that oklahomans are obese, its true.
Guy/girl from California or Colorado- Just got back from Oklahoma, and brought an Oklahoma hula hoop as a souvenir!
by Solid Mantis May 2, 2020
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