hawg handler

a person, usually male, who just has to fuck the biggest, fattest, ugliest bitches he can possibly get his hands on. no questions asked. always demanding the grossest pig in the bar, saloon, lounge, or club..

did you see that fat fukn huge, ugly cunt Lane was with last nite, that guy only handles premium aaa hawgs.

Ya, he is a total hawg handler!

by hawg handler June 15, 2011

Bacon Handle

Penis

Baby, climb on top of my bacon handle and get ready for the ride of your life!

by Bacon Handler December 15, 2011

Gash handler

Pimp

I was crawling the curb, lookin' for se hoes and then my gash handler called me and came up with goods.

by Haggisface December 8, 2012

OS handle

The OH SHIT! handle, found on the ceiling of cars for the passenger(s) to grab any time their seat belts don't make them feel safe enough due to the driver's bad driving. Some people use them to hang their blazers on coatracks in the back.

The passenger grabbed the OS handle, fearing for his life, as the driver swerved and sped through traffic at a breakneck speed.

by WowzaCowza January 2, 2014

pearl handle

1. When a female wants to suck your dick until you orgasm in her mouth and let it run all over your dick thus causing a pearl handle. 2. When a female orgasms all over your dick leaving a pearl handle.

1. Whenever I ride my partner during sex, I always orgasm on his dick and leave him with pearl handle. 2. My boyfriend blew his load in my mouth and I kept sucking and stroking his dick while his load dripped down causing him to have a pearl handle

by thotwyre.com March 28, 2015

gay handle

The busniness end of a dildo. The person giving to the reciever.

Hey johnny do you want to be the gay handle tonight?

by drchapstic March 30, 2015

Mexican handle

Hair on the bottom of someone's back you can hold when doing doggy or anal

I had nothing to hold on to when I was hitting it so I grabbed her Mexican handle

by Scrub YN April 5, 2017