sloppy hamster

where you give a guy head and as he cums you shoves a hamster on his dick

last night my girl give me a sloppy hamster

by myyeeter July 19, 2023

punching the hamster

Masterbation

What are you doing?

Eh probably just punching the hamster and passing out

by somedumbasshole March 9, 2012

choking the hamster

The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget

Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.

by hairydwarf February 7, 2014

drown a hamster

To have one's panties get so wet from being excited that you would be able to drown a hamster

Kelly got so turned on by Damian that you could drown a hamster in her panties

by Queen_of_chaos October 24, 2014

Hug my hamster

To jerk-off. Male masturbation.

I'm gonna need to hug my hamster all day after heather gave me the worst blue balls last night.

by Tony Sparrow September 21, 2016

furry mott hamster

Looks a bit like a mythical Scottish haggis. Could also mean hairy beaver.

That's a nice furry mott hamster you've got there. Can I stroke it?

by Mr Bobby Bobby June 27, 2016

peanut the hamster

Peanut the hamster is cute amazing furry loving caring and is the cutest hamster in world owner is Dakota

Peanut the hamster looks fat

by LOVE PEANUT THE HAMSTER May 8, 2018