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The Doom Hammer

You stand on a desk or a table and make the woman get on the floor on her knees. Then you grab your dick by the base and jump off the desk/dresser and yell,"THE DOOOOM HAMMMMER" Then hit her square on the forehead with your dick.
by Ninja'd October 17, 2008
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banana hammer

When the owner, moderator, or administrator of a place must ban someone. Instead of saying ban they formed the bananana hammer from raging on their keyboards.

Imagine someone was griefing on a minecraft server, then the moderators would "banana hammer him". If griefing was against the rules in so said server.
Joh:SuperCoolked99, You were griefing!
Gunney: Banana him!
LowLife: No! let me banana him!
Domz: Banana him!!! LOLOL
SuperCoolked99: No please! Not the banana hammer! I won't do it again!
Joh: HERE COMES THE BANANA HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMER!!
-Joh has banana hammer'd SuperCoolKed99-
by Johs Minecraft November 23, 2011
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beer hammer

the errection you get after several drinks (before brewers droop kicks in). Basically a super hard on, the alcohol in your system numbs the nerves in your dick so you last much longer then usual - much to your lady's pleasure.
she: god damn you dont usually stay this long!
he: that'll be the seven pints of stella! beer hammer baby! now get me a keebab.
by tofu gigolo December 13, 2006
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Electric Hammer

When you touch someone or something with your erect penis and it releases static electricity.
I accidentally gave my spouse the electric hammer and now I can only pleasure them after rubbing my stocking feet against a carpeted floor.
by Sharkshooter February 4, 2016
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hammer on

Derived from the guitar technique for moving between notes; to go from one place / task / state to another without a break.
We'll meet at the bar, then probably hammer on to a club.
by BlueJack April 28, 2008
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Jerk hammer

An asshole who keeps pounding you with useless bullshit. The type of person that is a pest. Societies ingrown toe nail. The idiot you meet at work, on the bus, in line at the supermarket who decides that you need to know everything about them even when you have no desire to.
"That jerk hammer would not shut the fuck up! I didn't even know him and that jerk hammer kept yapping about his sick mother and his noisy neighbors."
by Billy LaPierre December 25, 2006
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ALL PRO COCK HAMMER

When your giant clam basher performs so well that your woman advertises to her friends causing your dance card to be full at all times.
She has a lot of little hottie girlfriends, so I gave her the all pro cock hammer! My phone hasn't stopped ringing !
by Uncle Kurtie October 28, 2006
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