HootchieHoo

1)a younger teen slut
2)a younger girl who dresses like a hootchie

Look at you in your short skirt, you look like a hootchiehoo

by raye raye09 November 4, 2008

Hootchepa

A drunken event in which the participants lock the doors to any and all available bathrooms and drink until someone defecates all over themselves. Video confirmation of this event must be put on the internet and the cinematographer must recite the following: “You’ve been hootchepad!”

See: Hootcheca

Guys, it’s Tuesday and Megan is sober! No hootchepa in Limerick tonight!

by DirtySanchez122 January 23, 2009

hitchdike

One who, in spite of possessing a large SUV or 4/5 seat sedan, being the only person in the vehicle AND traveling to your destination, simply refuses to pick you up. No matter how much you wave your hands or try to grab their attention by other means, it is all meaningless to them. Often an old bag.

Bob: "Dude I've been hitchhiking for 2 HOURS and still don't have a ride!!!"
Joe: "Don't let it get you down--a lot of these people are hitchdikes."

by Joseph Blowme June 12, 2009

Hitchball

A fat girls clitoris.

That fat girl's clit is so big, it's the size of a hitchball.

by nedryerson November 18, 2010

Hitch-Shot

When a gentleman of a certain age tries to hit a golf ball but their swing gets stuck at the top and it takes considerable time from the backswing to actually strike the ball.

Man BT really has the Ol Hitch-Shot in his game. It took him like five minutes to even hit the ball. I thought that either his shoulder froze, he had to fart, or he was having a senior moment.

by UpperLowerMgmt April 6, 2011

Hitchcock Ending

When a situation has an unresolved ending, if the ending is in fact resolved it is for the viewer to resolve it in their mind for it is not told to them.

Maaaaaaaaate, I couldn't deal with 'Psycho', such a Hitchcock Ending! What the fudge happened to Marion for her car to be recovered from the swamp!

by Muse_Luver August 22, 2011

hootchie print

Animal print patterns that hootchies usually wear

leopard, tiger, and zebra print clothes commonly worn by hootchies, hootchie print clothes or a hootchie print couch

by Cassandra1024 September 20, 2011