Poke the hamster

When beginning to activate your cognitive abilities. As if the hamster wheel in your brain is starting to work.
by Nurrit May 11, 2021
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Hamster feeding

When you climb on top of car and stick your dick through the sunroof, then get finished off until you drip like a hamsters water bottle into her mouth.
Last night I was hamster feeding this girl in her Honda civic. It was magical.
by Leonard1541452 June 04, 2024
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Hamster wheel wealth

Low-wage earnings requiring you to work hard to stay in the same place
She shines on the stage at night, but during the day she's chasin' that hamster wheel wealth at Mickey D's
by DPotort June 06, 2018
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Island Hamster

A frail looking male, usually below 5 foot 6 inches and 120lbs. Has no regard for hygiene and sometimes smells like beef jerky. Participates in recreational drug use, or usually some form of pills. Usually lives in a white trash trailer park and leaches off the government.
You should’ve seen this island hamster at Walmart. He was like 5 foot nothing and had flies following him around.
by Godawgs1975 February 04, 2022
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Hamster vitamins

Hamster vitamins : Vitamins made from parts of a hamster that are chewy yet have a slight punch of sliminess to it.
by City vocabulary May 19, 2022
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The Hamster and the Bird

Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.
Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.
by Homer001 June 03, 2022
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Hamster Day

Hamster day is a day in which you have to give a hamster that you know attention and food until the day is over hamster day is on december 31st
Hey do u wanna squeak squeak on Hamster Day
by Custrupid December 16, 2020
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