Goober

A funny little guy.

Guy: look at that guy, he’s a little goober.

by Dom3948 February 20, 2023

Goobers Luck

The luck that one has when not in a group nor friends, a prime example of Goobers Luck

>spawns with 4 leaf clover keychain
>loots barrel stash's proceeds to get roller watch

>extracts successfully

"Where tf did you get the key to do the rapists water " - Donecoin " idk goobers luck ig" -Krebs

by TherealKrebs May 2, 2023

gooberen

The verb form of a goober where many individuals take part in many forms of Tom fooleries, goofy gooberness, and shenanigans may occur.

The goobers were gooberen around throughout the early evening.

by The Goobest Goobeller September 8, 2023

Goobery Toodles!!

A retarted saying by a retard. He will bring forth the day of reckoning and absolutely wipe the earth clean of any recognisation of humans even being there. He will return and bring the day of destruction. Thanos is insignificant to the Goobery Toodles!!

Man 1: I'm going to beat you up
Man 2: Goobery Toodles!!
Man 1 and 3: OH SHIT RUN!!!!!!!

by Mikeoxelong September 12, 2023

Gooberknitch

The gooberknitch is a godlike creature that can not be reproduced or killed. There's only a few male and female gooberknitch's in all the multiverse's. Not every multiverse has a gooberknitch. If you see a gooberknitch, it's best to avoid it otherwise it might fucking kill you to death. But, it can be friendly and harmless sometimes. Either when it's just in a good mood, or you're being relatively calm or nice to it. But they're mostly angry so it's best if you just avoid them.

Person 1: Uh oh...

Person 2: What?

Person 1: There's a gooberknitch over there!

Person 2: Oh dang, we should probably avoid it and go the other direction.

Stupid idiot person 3: nah I'ma go see if it's chill

Person 1 and 2: wait- No!

Person 3: yo what's up gooberknitch

Gooberknitch: not today fella

Person 3: Oh sh*t

Person 3: gets killed to death by the gooberknitch

by Gooberknitch October 24, 2023

Jordan Golder

A Jordan Golder is the most sweetest adorable hottest thing you can meet she sooo nice and will love to be around her you will never stop telling her i love you and never stop staring at her

Guy 1 :Who's that
Guy 2 : Shes Mighty Fine
Guy 3 : Thats Jordan Golder

by Uknown_User99 October 15, 2011

instagram goober

Also known as Instagram fuck boys, post inspirational quotes or usually post something similar to the girl they trying to Holla atropine she slides in his DM's.

William is a straight Instagram goober bruh.

by ispeaktruths213 April 16, 2016