Toss a log to the lawn Gods

When the dog takes a dump - AKA - Launch a sewer pickle

Female - Honey, did you let the dog out?
Male - Yeah, he just tossed a log to the lawn Gods.

by C Bailey March 19, 2004

Godspeed

The fastest guy ever. He runs so fast that he breaks the time barrier, allowing him to travel through time. While he may have speed, he lacks control of his useful and powerful ability. He wins gold at every Olympics until the point that he was not allowed to take part in the competition. That made him so upset that he decided to become a villain and tear down every Olympics that were held. After doing it twice, he realised that he could do more than just that, and that's what he did. He is the main cause of all the unexplained mysteries such as blobs falling from the sky and sea creatures dead on shores. Godspeed, is unstoppable.

Barry: What caused the birds to fall from the sky?
Eobard: Godspeed

by ACSM August 21, 2016

godsmack

The very best heroin. Smack so good, God himself uses it, hence the term "God's smack".

I've got the godsmack right here, this junk will set you free.

by turk_fireball August 16, 2007

The Sex Gods

The Sex Gods are magical beings.They all have a majesticly long dick of 50 inches, which can extend to 1,000. with one mighty cock slap he can overcum anything he touches, and is immune to STDS. There are currently 4 existing sex gods, with the names, Kian, Finn, Fernando, and John.

Damn you guys are like the sex gods!!!

by Friendly Neighborhood Nigga February 21, 2017

Gaids

1. A gay with aids.
2. homosexual being with the disease AIDS

I can't believe Jimmy has fallen victim, he's a gaids.

by Christina Coito April 21, 2006

godsmisfit

Almost as cool as Bin

Man I wish I could become as cool as bin, but i'm stuck being like godsmisfit.

by BUDLIGHT November 8, 2004

Godspeed

Moves at the speed of light and protected by god

He moves like godspeed

by Ruff ru September 25, 2019