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germaican

A half Jamaican and half German person.
I fucked this Germaican bitch named Teressa Sperry.
by A fuckin men to that June 11, 2006
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german kangaroo

When a man lies on his back with a boner pointing straight up and the girl jumps and lands with her puss on his dick off a mini trampoline, then immediatley starts shitting over his balls.
-Max broke his dick off when Katie screwed up her german kangaroo.
-Although Julie thought she was a prude the mear mention of a german kangaroo was just what she needed to get her off her ass and on a cock.
by Muscles and Dark Chocolate January 26, 2008
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germaine

Adj. Delighting the aesthetic senses.
She has germaine hair
by Dave February 18, 2005
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gerish

Anything that looks, smells, tastes, sounds, feels bad.
Anything with a negative aspect.
That girl is gerish :(
by Fevzinho June 11, 2006
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German Dynamite

A firecracker that's about 3 inches long and 1 inch wide and makes an incredibly loud explosion. Usually used to blow up fruits, pumpkins on halloween, mailboxes, and other items that happen to be outside.
I lit off a stick of german dynamite earlier today. I couldn't hear out my left ear for close to a minute.
by Ah-dum September 20, 2008
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german sit up

A german sit up is when you pick a kid (usually an prick)and ask him if he can do a german sit up. If he says "yea i can" tell him to lay down, blind-fold the kid and hold his shoulders down.
Now here is the fun part, get a friend to sqaut with his pants pulled around his ankles and put your butt in front of the kids face. Now the people who are holding him down let go of the kid - resulting with the kids face ending up in the sqauters ass.
Todd:" Lets make Robby do a german sit up"
Jack:" Dude, thats messed up... LETS DO IT"
by cody_2012 February 13, 2008
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German Lunch Box

The sexual act of ingesting sour kraut from a woman's vagina/ off of a man's penis, while both participants wear crotchless lederhosen.
Klaus: "Inga gave me the best German lunch box I've ever had on my lunch break yesterday!"
by Ukranian Swordsman March 9, 2011
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