German Tight Rope

A term created during a PTFO livestream. PTFO stands for play the fucking objective. A german tight rope is when a man poops in a line and a girl drags her vagina across it.

Want to do the German tight rope, baby?
Yeah!

by German tight rope walker July 24, 2012

There's a German in your computer

When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.

Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your computer, mate.

by Barry June 4, 2004

German's trick

How to drink beer at the office without getting fired.
Just use an empty Coca-Cola bottle and fill it with stout beer.
Enjoy!

Dude, those two guys were fired!... I guess they didn't know German's trick

by Petak December 9, 2008

german parachute

Breaking wind under the covers and quickly trapping your bed-mate in the fog under the blanket. A quicker application of a dutch oven.

My girl has caught on to the dutch oven, so I had to hit her quick with a german parachute on one of my gassier days.

by 12345678910111213 March 24, 2008

german

A person that comes from Germany. Can be serously offended by the terms "Jew," "Hitler," and "nazi." They can be incredibly sweet and are willing to fight for the ones they love. They usually loves with all their heart and soul.

"Honey, where's Holland?"
"In the Netherlands!!"
"It is? I thought it was its own country... where are you from again?"
"I'm german!! And no its not!!!!!! It's more of a region!!!"
"Since when?"
"Since forever!!!!!"
"You don't have to yell at me."
"I'm sorry. I love you."
"Awwwww....all better!"

by Lindsey Pilger January 27, 2007

german nose hose

when receiving head, the guy may inadvertently shoot cum up the girl's nose if it is not pulled out of range fast enough

Dude, Tiffany didn't pull away fast enough last night so I totally gave her a german nose hose

by Wobtexan September 7, 2007

German Shepherd

A nickname for pope Benedict XVI. Along with other terms such as papa ratzi, B16, and papa ben, this phrase may be considered either endearing or offensive, depending upon whether the speaker is a practicing Catholic or not. (similar to the N word among Blacks). German shepherd is a pun on the pope's German background and his role as shepherd of the Christian church, and it plays on the practice of some members of the media calling him a rottweiler during his days as head of the CDF.

God bless our German shepherd!

by sambarnes February 16, 2008