When a man lies on his back with a boner pointing straight up and the girl jumps and lands with her puss on his dick off a mini trampoline, then immediatley starts shitting over his balls.
-Max broke his dick off when Katie screwed up her german kangaroo.
-Although Julie thought she was a prude the mear mention of a german kangaroo was just what she needed to get her off her ass and on a cock.
-Although Julie thought she was a prude the mear mention of a german kangaroo was just what she needed to get her off her ass and on a cock.
by Muscles and Dark Chocolate January 26, 2008
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I lit off a stick of german dynamite earlier today. I couldn't hear out my left ear for close to a minute.
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A german sit up is when you pick a kid (usually an prick)and ask him if he can do a german sit up. If he says "yea i can" tell him to lay down, blind-fold the kid and hold his shoulders down.
Now here is the fun part, get a friend to sqaut with his pants pulled around his ankles and put your butt in front of the kids face. Now the people who are holding him down let go of the kid - resulting with the kids face ending up in the sqauters ass.
Now here is the fun part, get a friend to sqaut with his pants pulled around his ankles and put your butt in front of the kids face. Now the people who are holding him down let go of the kid - resulting with the kids face ending up in the sqauters ass.
by cody_2012 February 13, 2008
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Refers to certain "chosen" sexy people.
Do not have to be German, but must know one German word.
Examples of sexy German names: Taylor, Divya, Alissa. (Those are most common)
Sexy Germans usually live in the Burnaby area of BC, but also found in certain other places.
Mostly found in Canada.
Refers to certain "chosen" sexy people.
Do not have to be German, but must know one German word.
Examples of sexy German names: Taylor, Divya, Alissa. (Those are most common)
Sexy Germans usually live in the Burnaby area of BC, but also found in certain other places.
Mostly found in Canada.
Person 1: Wow! Have you seen Taylor, Alissa and Divya?
Person 2: Yeah! They are SO sexy!
Person 1: They must be Sexy Germans.
Person 2: Yeah! They are SO sexy!
Person 1: They must be Sexy Germans.
by Taylor Adrienne January 17, 2009
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Bavarian: I wish Bavaria would become an unique country so I don't have to see these idiots from above anymore.
German politican: I get a lot of money for sleeping in the Bundestag. What a fucking great job! But now I will continue forbidding the internet, because I don't know what it is - so it has to disappear.
German punk: When we see a crowd of neo-nazis we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German neo-nazi: When we see a crowd of punks we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German metalhead: Man, I hate casting shows, so where is the next Manowar concert?
German emo: I only look like this because it's modern. Cool, huh?!
German hiphop-fan: I am a real hardcore gangster. People laugh at me, but I don't know why...I'm so sad.
German mainstreamer: Everybody who doesn't look like me is freaky.
German Apple-fanboy: I like every band which starts with "The" and to wear scarfs the whole damn year.
German liberal: I love every country out there, and Germany makes me sick!
Me: omg
German politican: I get a lot of money for sleeping in the Bundestag. What a fucking great job! But now I will continue forbidding the internet, because I don't know what it is - so it has to disappear.
German punk: When we see a crowd of neo-nazis we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German neo-nazi: When we see a crowd of punks we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German metalhead: Man, I hate casting shows, so where is the next Manowar concert?
German emo: I only look like this because it's modern. Cool, huh?!
German hiphop-fan: I am a real hardcore gangster. People laugh at me, but I don't know why...I'm so sad.
German mainstreamer: Everybody who doesn't look like me is freaky.
German Apple-fanboy: I like every band which starts with "The" and to wear scarfs the whole damn year.
German liberal: I love every country out there, and Germany makes me sick!
Me: omg
by good-old-manalishi January 9, 2008
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Justin Bieber : wat? who r germans? r dey sum kind of germs?
Justin Bieber : wat? who r germans? r dey sum kind of germs?
by Death616 June 27, 2010
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