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Gubberment

You think it might be southern slang, but when you do shit online it goes everywhere fast.

Really it's a colloquialism to refer to the government as participating in corporate regulatory capture, or that they are out to get you, or Big Brother Is Watching You (actually now you're watching Big Brother). It's a form of anti-elitism, or anti-authoritarianism, and will soon be classed as Hate Speech everywhere that there is one.

And that's when we move to DAOs, but then we'll just need another piece of slang, like DDAO referring to "dduh" the stutter form of "duh", made to be a parody of "duh" referring to how it's ironic that saying "duh" is pretty much like saying "dduh", and yet that wasn't obvious to you, and that we don't say things because they aren't obvious, because you wouldn't fucking get it if we didn't.

But The Gubberment is usually just how you pronounce it when you're characterising someone as being a wuss-bag and can't deal with their own rulers and simply doesn't know how not to get caught, and can't speak any other languages so they have no chance of moving to another country, as by saying it they clearly can't speak their own language.
The Gubberment is coming, quick, hide your cough drops.

"It's time to Escape The Matrix", "bullshit you're controlled opposition by the gubberment".

Big Pharma, Big Tech, Big Oil, why is everything big, are these just corporate wings of the gubberment.
by WorldEndingThoughts January 15, 2023
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gublish

When your girlfriend and her girlfriend think they have made a slick new name for cocaine.
Chop up that gublish. My nose is thirsty.
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gublish

When your girlfriend and her girlfriend think they made a slick new name for cocaine.
Chop up that gublish. My nose is thirsty.
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Gubler

A portly humanoid creature commonly found in a dank cave somewhere in utah. The gubler could have once been considered human, but is now deformed from practicing incest with its own younglings. Deformities include: too many teeth, chodes, webbed fingers and toes, front bums, etc. It’s hungry, but it’s lazy. Thus, it eats its own shit. Due to constantly feeding on its own feces, it’s considerably rank with funky ass teeth and shit. In the last few hundred years, the gubler has fucked its way back into modern society, lowering the average IQ of the general population and believing in fairytales and shit. They pose as humans, but spend enough time around one of these slimy bitches and before long you’ll realize, “oh shit, orcs are real?” In short, the gubler is a dumb, ugly bag of ass; a waste of time and space. They suck.
Ah fuck, here comes Ed. Let’s get outta here, that dude’s a fucking gubler.
by GabbyJoe May 6, 2023
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gubbins

"I only have one gubbin" "She has gubbins"
by Packertovportery May 23, 2023
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guba

A guba was after us, so we had to close shop
by dahdahdahdah July 8, 2023
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gubt

"gubt" is a bavarian dialect form of the german word "gibt" which roughly translates to "gives"
Michi: "Gubt es noch a Maß, Franzl?"
Franzl: "Sichi, Michi!"
by ShutUrBitchAssUp July 10, 2023
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