Gourding

The act of using ones finger (or a long object) to push the tip of a flacid penis inwards towards the shaft until the head is shrouded by skin and no longer visible. Only works when the penis is flacid or in semi-chub state.

Person 1: "Dude, why does yo shi look like that?"
Person 2: "I've been gourding man, you gotta try it."
Person 1: "I can't, im hard asf rn."

by Jubert_Jiglsac May 19, 2024

gouate

The equivalent of goat but in a kind of “Breton” way, also a synonym of guac, king bavon

Personne random: * fait une vanne drole*
Mec breton : ahah tg tu es trop le gouate ou quoi

by Very legit linguist May 20, 2024

GoGurting

Sucking the cum out of a condom like a GoGurt.

Paige was gogurting Nathan’s condom to get last drop of protein.

by Jet Sims May 29, 2024

Gortowski

A person who consistently takes a contrarian stance in conversations even if they agree because they enjoy conflict.

He agrees with the opinion, but he's pulling a Gortowski because he likes to argue.

by anonymous January 1, 2025

Gourmand

Gourmand is a slugcat from the hit game Rain World. He looks like a hamster and has orange fur. His specialty is eating food in large quantities. He spawns in the region Shaded Citadel, with a big piece of eatable mold next to him, which can't be found by any other slugcat, showing how much Gourmand loves food.

Who the fuck are you we thought we hired Gourmand.

by Waza February 9, 2025

Gorthing

Gorthing; Verb, a reaction of affection to a person, place, or thing with the ability to turn things to gold.

Normally involves excess salivation/frothing at the mouth.

“The curse of Midas has me gorthing right now.”

by babyteeth March 10, 2025

Gorthing

Gorthing; Verb, a reaction of affection to a person, place, or thing with the ability to turn things to gold.

Normally involves excess salivation/frothing at the mouth.

“The curse of Midas has me gorthing right now.”

by babyteeth March 10, 2025