Elephant Man Getting a Haircut

Term used to describe a futile or pointless modificatiion to an already existing & pathetic system. For example, fat girls drinking diet coke makes no sense because they already ordered the Papa Johns for brunch.

"Why is Lee Chop Ming trying to bulk up when his face looks squashed on a windshield? He's like the fucking Elephant man Getting a Haircut, he's still ugly as fuck."

by Nick Blakerrr July 25, 2006

gettin fresh

Gettin jiggy, gettin down, etc.

i split up wiuth my guy cos he was gettin fresh with some ho.

by luna July 28, 2004

getting nothing

The state of not having sex (either as a virgin or just for the time being), almost always against your will.

The official rules of getting some versus getting nothing are as follows:

1. Butt sex counts
2. Getting oral sex: good enough to spoil your virginity, not enough to be impressive
3. Being on the other end of oral (without getting anything else) is almost the same, but just makes you seem desperate.
4. Hookers count.

Bob: Dude, I'm tired of getting nothing...
Tom: Look, there's a hooker down on the corner.
Bob: I am all over that.

by redslash April 19, 2008

gettin' it in wit me

To get with someone and have sex with them. Popularly coined from the Jadakiss song, "Gettin' it in"

Guy 1: Shorty gettin' it in wit me.
Guy 2: Yo the ho has been hit be every G in da 'hood.

by vin fata July 21, 2004

getting loose as a goose at the moose

an expression used by club and pub goers in canberra AUS. to go to MOOSEHEADS in civic and get drunk and pick up loads of digits

gazza: hey mate are you gonna hit the moose tonight?

Willy: yea maaate, im getting loose as a goose at the moose . birds gonna be all over me

by t-pana September 4, 2009

getting old

the behavior, fashion, word, style is getting phased out.

*insert stuff here* is getting predictable.

you're bitchy antics are getting old.

being cool is the only thing that never gets old.

by gruenfeld777 November 21, 2010

Getting Weak

v. Gettin Weak is something you do in reaction to something very funny.

"Oh Shit Man! That homeless guy with the fresh produce is hysterical! I'm Getting Weak!"

by johnathan. December 22, 2008