2 definition by redslash

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The state of not having sex (either as a virgin or just for the time being), almost always against your will.

The official rules of getting some versus getting nothing are as follows:

1. Butt sex counts
2. Getting oral sex: good enough to spoil your virginity, not enough to be impressive
3. Being on the other end of oral (without getting anything else) is almost the same, but just makes you seem desperate.
4. Hookers count.
Bob: Dude, I'm tired of getting nothing...
Tom: Look, there's a hooker down on the corner.
Bob: I am all over that.
by redslash April 19, 2008

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Something that has long been hoped for and has finally happened.
I just did your mom last night... now that was a dream come true!

My dream just came true--I got admitted to the University of Central Florida!
by redslash April 19, 2008

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