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Gas Money

Lowest rank in the Joker-San Female Rating System. Describes a female who is so desparate for male companionship that she'll bang anyone for Gas Money. One usually has to be extremely intoxicated to wake up next to one of these in the morning, forcing one to pull a coyote ugly, followed by a slew of major profanity, occasionally interrupted by projectile vomiting and sobbing. Also a pre-cursor to repeatedly beating the crap out of one's "so-called" friends for allowing this bullshit to happen. Poor guy.
"Why didn't we stop Spoons from banging that Gas money last night? We better stay out of his way for a while, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up, IF he wakes up. Poor guy......"
by SP00NS October 8, 2007
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gas mask

when someone farts into their hand, and smuthers it on to you nose.
brother: farts in his hand
brother: comes toward you and gives you the gas mask.
you: *BARF!*

its pretty self explanitory.
by yo'layla July 28, 2007
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gas mask

after a long hard sporting event, the athlete takes the cup out of his jock strap, and procedes to shove the cup over a fellow teamates nose and mouth.
fuck that asshole, i hated when rich gave me that gas mask last summer
by Jermaine Rutt July 2, 2006
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Gas Daddy

A man who pays for a woman's gas when it's $4 a gallon.
Man: "say suga you looking hella fine today"
Woman (who usually runs): "thank you daddy, wanna buy me some gas?"
Man: "sure baby, I'll be your gas Daddy."
by Jollygreen2196 March 8, 2022
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Gas Mask

To take a persons head and pull it to your ass and fart on their face.
by murder my sister June 7, 2011
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Gas Money

Money used to buy drugs, alcohol, party entrees, etc.
Yo I'm about to hit the liquor store, y'all got Gas Money?

I'm buying concert tickets, send me some Gas Money.
by YoungMuzzy August 11, 2017
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Gas Chamber

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob, and he farts in her face.
Dude, this chick was giving me a blowjob and I then I put her in a gas chamber
by yeahbuddy1234 March 8, 2011
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