fuck

to have sex.

something people say when something bad happens

lets go fuck in the bathroom!

oh FUCK!, i forgot my homework at home

by awkwardstupid March 10, 2009

Fuck

1. v. Old English for, "To Hit"

1. "Man, I'm gonna fuck you so hard, you won't know what happened!"

by fhorn42 [ Licensed by DaniT ] March 19, 2009

fuck

Pronunciation: \ˈfək\
Function: verb
Etymology: akin to Dutch 'fokken' to breed (cattle), Swedish dialect 'fókka' to copulate
Date: circa 1503
intransitive verb
1usually obscene : copulate
2usually vulgar : mess 3 —used with with
transitive verb
1usually obscene : to engage in coitus with —sometimes used interjectionally with an object (as a personal or reflexive pronoun) to express anger, contempt, or disgust
2usually vulgar : to deal with unfairly or harshly : cheat, screw

european farmer : ach! der cows be fokken!

thief 1: dammit man, they saw us!
thief 2: we're fucked!

by chulo* April 11, 2008

fuck

there is no definition. the word fuck can mean anything. my girlfriend is a fuck. what the fuck. fucktards. fuckheads. one of the most overused and worn out words in the English language, and the first word you teach the foreign exchange student from Mexico. can be used four times in a sentence(my personal record when I'm not trying to set a record) but five is just obnoxious. fuckin urban dictionary fuck you you fuckin flamin ass fuck, fuck you. see? stfu ignorant person. also means to fuck, or to fuck someone. anally. is that how you spell anally. sure. fucking hard word to spell. anal. to engage in fucking relations. your parents fucked. I'll bet my fuckstick. the second most widely used teenage phrase, behind 69.

fuck fucking fuckfaces. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. it sounds dumb when you say it too many times. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. yeah, i've had enough of this fuckin internet urban dictionary, fuck.

by lane heel January 28, 2008

fuck

A less classical usage of the word fuck. In many homes in North America after a good meal, a loosening of the belt, a loud belch , and the always appreciated
"Fuckin good ham mom"
very important is the absence of the g in Fuckin , trully Canadian.To be used only for heavy solid foods

I say ham but other foods apply as well. however stick to heavy solid food
do not:
Fuckin good eclair mom.
Fuckin good salad mom.

by Dildo the Hobbit April 4, 2007

Fuck

The middle finger.

**Sticks up middle finger** ''Fuck off''

by Summfinkk February 15, 2009

Fuck

The mix between a bear, deer, and rabbit. One has never been seen.

Oh my God! Look over there! It's a FUCK! I didn't know they existed!!!

by Appyhappysammyjam November 11, 2010